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Prison Bitch · 03-02-2013, 01:05 PM

Anyone ever done it?

FEBRUARY 13, 2013

Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview

Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency.

According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.

The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.

When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out."

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2013/02...ht-little.html

**J Diddy** · 03-02-2013, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dj56dt58

Did he get the job?

If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

Spott · 03-03-2013, 07:06 AM

He was hard up for a job.

No pics of the female interviewer that he was tossing off to.?

**GloryDayz** · 03-03-2013, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

I hope he did... I think it'd be funny to just hire and fire based on their abilities alone for a change. At least don't let something stupid like jacking off be a big deal. To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.

theelusiveeightrop · 03-03-2013, 07:10 AM

Who hasn't masturbated at work? Show of hands?

ChiefButthurt · 03-03-2013, 07:12 AM

I wonder if she shook his hand?

Molitoth · 03-03-2013, 07:49 AM

Prison Bitch · 03-03-2013, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.

Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 03-03-2013, 11:24 AM

The salt content of the biscuits and gravy at Hardee's is higher than you think.

Tuckdaddy · 03-03-2013, 11:39 AM

There is nothing wrong with letting a person know who you are right up front. Maybe he didn't think it would be frowned upon.

gblowfish · 03-03-2013, 11:49 AM

He wanted a job with Conan O'Brian as the Masturbating Bear!

**GloryDayz** · 03-03-2013, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... I've walked in on people ****ing and just blowing off steam before. I made nothing of it, and we just never talk about it. After that they were no more, or less, productive, so why would I care? and they took a LOT less time than the people who take "forever" lunches to "go to the gym." LOL, get up at 4:30 like me is what I'd like to say, but I won't, they need to work off stress too, they just take longer, a LOT more ofter I suppose, than the two who were ****ing...

But the good news is I knew two people who were never opposed to travel, and they did great work when they did travel together.

Prison Bitch · 03-03-2013, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz

I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... .

I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

teedubya · 03-03-2013, 05:50 PM

Florida?

**GloryDayz** · 03-03-2013, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

Ever thought that he's just not wanting a job? He got everything he wanted from the interview; he rubbed one out and still gets to sleep-in for a long while to cum!

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 03-03-2013, 06:03 PM

Some might be curious to hire him to see what the exit interview would be like.

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