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Old 03-02-2013, 01:05 PM  
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Masturbating during job interview?
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FEBRUARY 13, 2013

Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview

Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency.

According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.

The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.

When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out."


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Old 03-02-2013, 01:43 PM   #31
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:45 PM   #32
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:49 PM   #33
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:51 PM   #34
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:53 PM   #35
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Old 03-02-2013, 01:54 PM   #36
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Old 03-02-2013, 02:24 PM   #37
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He thought he was going to nail that interview.

He was out to prove he would be stiff competition for his fellow employees.
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Old 03-02-2013, 02:47 PM   #38
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:06 PM   #42
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I interview a lot of people and until the final interviews for a senior engineer I don't see them F2F, most of it's done on the phone. Now I'm wondering how many are jacking off on the other end of the phone! And i have a few who I think might very well have! ****ers! now I'm going to ask!
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:50 PM   #45
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It was all a misunderstanding. He bought a book about doing a good job interview and it said to show that you're excited about the job.
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