Science Diagnose Me - Page 5

**Buck** · 02-23-2013, 08:55 AM

Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?

bowener · 02-23-2013, 02:35 PM

Maybe epididymitis?

It is similar to a UTI only in the tiny tube behind your testicle. I went to the ER one early morning when I woke up in pure agony after that tiny tube swelled up to about acorn size.

I got it another time, and it started out as a dull pain that would sort of ebb, but within a few hours it go extremely painful. If you have this you will get some pills that make your mouth taste like pennies and it will go away.

However, if you do have epididymitis, then you may also have prostatitis, which is the same thing only your prostate. Guess how they check you for that one....

Nightfyre · 02-23-2013, 03:02 PM

I'm just guessing, but I think you may be pregnant.

threebag02 · 02-23-2013, 03:08 PM

Have your buddy lighten up when he's driving it home. Your nuts must have slapped hard together.

Toad · 02-23-2013, 03:13 PM

may simply have DSB...dangerous sperm build-up

Bump · 02-23-2013, 03:16 PM

I know a guy and that sounds exactly like a guy I know that had to have his balls removed. Sucks man.

Jewish Rabbi · 02-23-2013, 03:16 PM

Rub one out and take a nap. See if that helps.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 02-23-2013, 03:52 PM

You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.

gblowfish · 02-23-2013, 04:02 PM

You have Norv Turner Disorder.

listopencil · 02-23-2013, 04:59 PM

Do you have a tattoo on your lower back, and do you use your microwave often?

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 02-23-2013, 05:19 PM

Snow shoveling sympathy pains. Stand in a meat freezer and shove two snowcones down the back of your shirt.

Dayze · 02-23-2013, 05:22 PM

Prayers sent

threebag02 · 02-23-2013, 05:24 PM

Soak it in cide...uh...him.

Dayze · 02-23-2013, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

Do you have a tattoo on your lower back, and do you use your microwave often?

Rain man rules.

**bevischief** · 02-23-2013, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.

Good or bad?

threebag02 · 02-23-2013, 05:35 PM

Have them warm the gel

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02-23-2013, 03:16 PM	#66
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