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Old 02-23-2013, 08:55 AM  
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Diagnose Me

Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?
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Old 02-23-2013, 09:39 AM   #31
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Push on your lower abdomen where it hurts. Does it hurt worse when you push or does the pain go away?
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:30 AM   #32
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could be a hydrocele or a hernia. go pull on her testicles a bit. Doc is going to like u.
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:32 AM   #33
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:36 AM   #34
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:36 AM   #35
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I had something very similar once went to see a urologist and he said I got piss down my sperm hole and it caused an infection,he said was very common and put me on antibiotics.
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:41 AM   #36
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I had something very similar once went to see a urologist and he said I got piss down my sperm hole and it caused an infection,he said was very common and put me on antibiotics.
Close. But for Buck it's more like sperm in the A-hole
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:43 AM   #37
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Here's a question sort of related:

Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?
Used to then I completed puberty. Good luck.
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:43 AM   #38
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:46 AM   #39
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put a tampon in.
That will only push the sand that much farther up!
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Old 02-23-2013, 10:51 AM   #40
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:00 AM   #41
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:11 AM   #42
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We ship bulls when they get this.
Give it time - the other one might drop...
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:12 AM   #43
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:14 AM   #44
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If you wear boxers, switch to briefs or boxer briefs for a day. Sometimes that'll help. I'd say if it doesn't go away after a day it's worth having checked out.
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Old 02-23-2013, 11:17 AM   #45
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