Stuck at Home With Wife or Girlfriend?

[gblowfish]

Being stuck indoors can be depressing. Good news! I have a solution! Now if you can just get the wife or GF to trust science....

http://www.sex.com/news/blog/2012/08...women-and-men/

It’s great that blowjobs can be used as a cure for morning sickness but this blowjob news will blow* you away. The State University of New York has been studying the mood altering effects of chemicals in semen. Their results, shocking:

Blowjobs are good for a woman’s health.

In case you didn’t get it the first time, I’ll repeat myself:
BLOWJOBS ARE GOOD FOR A WOMAN’S HEALTH!

This may sound like a male conspiracy to get more blowjobs (which it very well could be) but luckily the team from State have provided the credentials from the study.

Semen has a lot more to offer than just little guppies, also known as sperm. It contains several chemicals that can elevate mood (esterone, oxytocin, serotonin, and a thyrotropin-releasing hormone), increase affection (cortisol), and induce sleep (melatonin) making semen a mind-altering cocktail.

Researchers (Gallup, Burch, and Platek) interviewed 293 female college students from the Albany campus and got the women to give them blowjobs and compared their sex lives with a survey on depression. They found that women who never used condoms had fewer depression symptoms than those who always used condoms or abstained from sex entirely (not factoring the risk of not using a condom). Women who were abstinent or promiscuously practicing safe-sex were equally depressed meaning that women who are having sex aren’t happier. It is the seminal fluid and its antidepressant qualities that make women happier.

The study also showed that women have better concentration and are better at cognitive tasks when exposed to semen.

So why blowjobs specifically? Because an accidental pregnancy can cause depression. Be safe and be happy by swallowing as much semen as you can.

[Prison Bitch]

Originally Posted by hometeam

So I showed this to my fiance, and she says "Is that you telling me you want a blowjob?" I said "Yes".

You know the rest~

Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.

I have 40 benders to 1 hummer.

And the wife use to be the QUEEN of hummers.

I don't put this out there lightly. All through HS and early College I was big on teh knob slob. Teh seggs was one thing but the hummer was the golden ticket.

This girl was the ****ing Willie Wonka of teh cog-candy.

Then came the ring...

[Prison Bitch]

Why are women always crying for joy at their wedding? No more bjs

[Molitoth]

A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by Molitoth

A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.

8 hours.

Topps...

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch

Key word: FIANCEE. Give it a few years after you're married, and BJs will become as distant a memory as 3am Saturday nite benders.

Not necessarily true,I'm married 27 years and except for the past few months(due to an ongoing argument) I never wanted in that area.

[theelusiveeightrop]

Very good to know. It does me no good however.

[Chief_For_Life58]

Originally Posted by Nzoner

Not necessarily true,I'm married 27 years and except for the past few months(due to an ongoing argument) I never wanted in that area.

ongoing argument?

[Chief_For_Life58]

whats the point of getting married again?

[PackerinMo]

Originally Posted by Molitoth

A good BJ will put me in a great mood for at least a week.

Was it your first BJ?

[Molitoth]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Was it your first BJ?

Nope, my wife and I are busy with 2 kids under 3 years old as we work full time jobs and I'm producing an album for my band.... so there are more important things than getting sucked off every day. I can handle once a week.

I do have to say this thread delivers good mojo. I just got a BJ 20 minutes ago. =)

Marriage didn't slow down the BJ's.... Kids did.

[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by Molitoth

Nope, my wife and I are busy with 2 kids under 3 years old as we work full time jobs and I'm producing an album for my band.... so there are more important things than getting sucked off every day. I can handle once a week.

I do have to say this thread delivers good mojo. I just got a BJ 20 minutes ago. =)

Marriage didn't slow down the BJ's.... Kids did.

So you're whacking it then?

[teedubya]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

OMFG.

These men are GENIUS.

Indeed.

[Molitoth]

Originally Posted by htismaqe

So you're whacking it then?

Well, yeah. For a few days a week.
Haha

[Nzoner]

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58

ongoing argument?

Let's just say the mrs has been on my ass for awhile and for the first time I'm the one that hasn't been interested.