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Old 02-15-2013, 09:20 AM  
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Titles of porno vids you've owned

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Old 02-15-2013, 11:52 AM   #16
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hillary does DC

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Old 02-15-2013, 11:52 AM   #17
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Old 02-15-2013, 11:53 AM   #18
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hillary does DC

monica does the white house

quail does bush

bush does america

obama does america bukkake

the obama porn clips out there on the internets are hilarious...
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:00 PM   #19
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:02 PM   #20
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I remember the butt video; dude was hung like a tube you'd put into a caulk gun; I thought "no way. she's not gonna.....there's no way. OMG!!!"

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Old 02-15-2013, 01:02 PM   #21
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the obama porn clips out there on the internets are hilarious...
Eh...to each his own...
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:06 PM   #22
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Eh...to eat his own...
I don't' watch those kind of movies. But it's cool' we won't judge.
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:53 PM   #23
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Bitches of Westwood. I stole if from Video library.
and Depraved Innocent.
Holy shit! Video Library. I remember trying to sneak around the adult section as a kid and always being kicked out immediately. I think they had an employee dedicated to monitoring that section for kids

First porn I ever watched was something in my dad's selection. A classic 80's film that was recorded on, get this..Beta Video.

First porn I ever bought was some Vivid flick, Taxi Dancer, I believe. Starred Tia Bella
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:04 PM   #24
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mm..Tia Bella.

somehow at Video library, they had the back room opened/barely open. I peeked in, and just in my line of site I saw a shelf called "adult"; I grabbed the first one I could. lol

it even had a scene with the cliched plumber coming in to clean pipes in the bathroom lol
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:12 PM   #25
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:56 PM   #26
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:19 PM   #27
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Holy shit! Video Library. I remember trying to sneak around the adult section as a kid and always being kicked out immediately. I think they had an employee dedicated to monitoring that section for kids
You are correct as I was one of those employees,yes the porn section was my area and I volunteered for it because it never failed on the weekends a couple of 3 well endowed ladies would always come in and act like they weren't really interested in my section and I would always see if I could be of help to which they would reply that their bf/husband sent them to get one of those movies and I'd always reply well what does your bf/husband enjoy sexually?That's when it got fun because they'd hee-haw around trying to think what to say because I knew they weren't going to say big d!cks.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:24 PM   #28
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"Oh...I see. Well then, I think you'll definitely like 'Fists of Fury'. It's directed very well, and is very engaging.. Is there anything else I can assist you ladies with today"? / Nzoner.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:26 PM   #29
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"Oh...I see. Well then, I think you'll definitely like 'Fists of Fury'. It's directed very well, and is very engaging.. Is there anything else I can assist you ladies with today"? / Nzoner.
Shit you not the owner of the store actually gave us a bonus if we would take the time to take movies from our section home so we could better inform the customer,I was like hell yes!!
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