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Old 02-14-2013, 01:07 AM  
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Late Night Bullshit: Leon Sandcastle jokes aren't funny

When I first saw that Super Bowl commercial it got one chuckle out of me. Two at the max. And that's mostly because I was laughing that they included the Chiefs in a Super Bowl commercial.

The joke has no premise and doesn't make any sense.

1. Deion Sanders is older than Methuselah. How the **** is he running that fast in the commercials?

2. A draft prospect from unknown origins who wows scouts at the combine usually only gets him considered in the middle rounds. #1 overall?

3. When was the last CB taken #1 overall? With rookie Deion Sanders' physical abilities or otherwise? Let alone a 73-year old Deion Sanders, which is what teams would be getting in this Leon Sandcastle scenario.

The humor of it all is a play on Deion's name. That's it. That's the entire joke's premise. Leon Sandcastle. Ha. Funny for a commercial, sure.

Since then it's been joked about in all media forms, especially in KC circles. TV, radio, internet. BJ Kissel actually did a deadpan preview on Leon Sandcastle in his SB Nation video. What the ****, BJ? You're better than this, dude.

It's been a number of days since the Super Bowl. Leon Sandcastle jokes haven't died down, but they stopped being funny a long time ago. This is the kind of brainless diarrhea that gets passed as mainstream humor in American society today. People who think Leon Sandcastle jokes are still funny are responsible for Two Broke Girls and Seth MacFarlane's 86th cartoon spinoff on TV. Keep chuckling at this garbage like a bunch of shit-chucking apes and it's Idiocracy before you ****ing know it.
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:22 PM   #46
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:25 PM   #47
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Old 02-15-2013, 01:36 PM   #48
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Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.
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Old 03-03-2013, 12:29 AM   #49
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Old 03-03-2013, 12:33 AM   #50
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Old 03-03-2013, 12:38 AM   #51
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:13 AM   #52
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Agreed its not funny. Just another example of deion sanders low class self to poke fun at anything. When he showed no team loyality at all when he played. All he did was followed the cash.
Judging by the fact that you have your rep turned off, I assume I'm not the only one who thinks you're a dumb shit.
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:26 AM   #53
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:31 AM   #54
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Old 03-03-2013, 01:53 AM   #55
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You know what's REALLY not funny? Pretty much everything the dog-assed Chiefs have done since Stram left town.
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Old 03-03-2013, 02:43 AM   #56
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:45 AM   #58
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