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Old 02-12-2013, 02:02 PM  
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After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:57 PM   #76
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Unless you are 75, this relationship is moving way to fast.

You realize 8.5's can play the role of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:08 PM   #77
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You are thinking about moving in together after meeting her 2 weeks ago?

Is this real life?
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:09 PM   #78
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:33 PM   #79
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:36 PM   #80
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you met a chick at a superbowl party, less than 2 weeks ago, now you want to move in with her? c'mon man.


Or is she preggers already? lol
I read until someone pointed out what I was going to.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:20 PM   #81
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I would kick her to the curb, not a cat fan at all.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:21 PM   #82
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That cat is still smiling!
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:29 AM   #83
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Old 02-13-2013, 12:44 AM   #84
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LOL

What happens when the cat ends up your cat in a year and 6 months.

Regardless cats ****ing stink like shit

I highly recommend city kitty unless you like amonia piss smell
http://www.citikitty.com/

or fake a doctors visit and a cat alergy right before she is supposed to move in and have a adoptive home on standby. CHECK CHECK FELINE REROUTE HUT HUT HUT

I can't even stand one to piss in my yard, you can smell that foul smell for a mile
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Old 02-13-2013, 07:54 AM   #86
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I'm sure antifreeze has been mentioned by now.

Anyway, you met her SB Sunday, and you think her having a six month lease creates problems for moving in already?
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:12 AM   #89
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That angry cat has to be one of the best memes out there.

I chuckle every time I see it.
That's actually grumpy cat.....
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:13 AM   #90
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Unless you are 75, this relationship is moving way to fast.

You realize 8.5's can play the role of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction?
No worries, mate, I don't own a bunny.
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