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Old 02-12-2013, 02:02 PM  
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After a good long dating career, I may have had my last piece of strange. Met a girl at a SB party who's a solid 8.5 (minimum), younger, fun, educated, good job, same values, etc. She's on a 6 month lease, which creates some implications for moving in down the road.

The problem is her cat, pictured below. It was an ill advised gift from an ex (who I'd now like to kick in the balls). Apparently he's destructive, neurotic, eats uncontrollably, and emphatically does not like my dog. This is not my dog's fault, who's pretty mellow and enjoys licking/humping cats. She's attached to it and feels guilty for leaving said cat alone. Which is the natural and empathetic reaction of a well-adjusted person, but it cuts into certain activities and is generally problematic.

So, any advice you can give on dog/cat acclimation or dealing with a psycho cat in general (other than antifreeze) would be very much appreciated.

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Old 02-12-2013, 04:25 PM   #61
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take it and throw it on said ex boyfriends porch..
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:25 PM   #62
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:31 PM   #63
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Well maybe it's time to teach the kitty who's boss. One day just shave it and tell her you always prefer your kitties well groomed.

Then again you could try the pharmaceutical approach. Find out whatever food the cat loves and slip some weed(or maybe some xanax) in it a hour before 'activities'. Cat gets mello and you get your groove on. Just make sure you don't mix up the weed butter with some LSD...that can cause issues....
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:18 PM   #64
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give it away on craigslist then when she ask where the cat is you tell her she ran away and you couldn't find her.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:21 PM   #65
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:23 PM   #66
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:53 PM   #67
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:55 PM   #68
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:10 PM   #69
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Take the cat. Send 8.5 down the road. She has made a cat crazy. Think about it....
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:27 PM   #70
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Met her at this years SB party? Aren't you rushing things a bit?
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:36 PM   #71
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:43 PM   #72
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Worse comes to worst you could always try this approach. But you'd probably have to season it well to hide the gaminess.

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Old 02-12-2013, 07:44 PM   #73
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:02 PM   #74
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Old 02-12-2013, 08:11 PM   #75
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What happens when the cat ends up your cat in a year and 6 months.

Regardless cats ****ing stink like shit

I highly recommend city kitty unless you like amonia piss smell
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or fake a doctors visit and a cat alergy right before she is supposed to move in and have a adoptive home on standby. CHECK CHECK FELINE REROUTE HUT HUT HUT
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