Ok bothers, sisters, friends and comrades, the election is upon us~

[RNR]

We are a mixed bag of nut cases who spend hours arguing on this website. I have been called the following here: Neocon, rightwing nut, libtard, moonbat and someone who must be either high or drunk. I would like to say some of this is unfair. I have discovered that just about everyone here thinks they are in the middle so this election will not have party affiliation...because everyone is from the middle. I think it is necessary to elect a leader. His or her only powers will be the right to start every post with "As your president" and state proudly in his or her signature that in a place commonly referred to as a cesspool he or she rose to the top.

Disclaimer: if Flop or Austin should win they will have these powers along with the power to ban your ass, although they will maintain those powers win or lose. Whoever wins I will address as Mr.or Mrs. President out of respect, although the rest of the post may be disrespectful. There will be two votes, the first to establish two candidate and the second to crown the winner. So let the voting begin when the poll shows up~

[Direckshun]

The rich get richer.

[RNR]

Yes King would be more appropriate! Heck our country has a wannabe King so what the hell. Poll for King of DC to follow~