Poop ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’ - Page 4

loochy · 02-05-2013, 07:19 PM

Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’

http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html

Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t.

According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say.

He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza.

Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell.

ptlyon · 02-06-2013, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

So the horse was consenting?

She wanted it

houstonwhodat · 02-06-2013, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Mexicans are ****ing the horses no white person wants to ****

Lonewolf Ed · 02-06-2013, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty

If that worked, Scotland would be full of sheepmen.

I've heard that Wales is where you'll find the most sheep shaggers. I wonder if the Greek tales of centaurs, satyrs, and minotaurs were made up by the women to make the men too scared to mount the livestock.

**bevischief** · 02-06-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

I've heard that Wales is where you'll find the most sheep shaggers. I wonder if the Greek tales of centaurs, satyrs, and minotaurs were made up by the women to make the men too scared to mount the livestock.

How long does a horse need to go full term?

Canofbier · 02-06-2013, 03:03 PM

“_______ ain’t gonna lie, they blew a nut in the horse.” should be a rep level on this forum.

Frosty · 02-06-2013, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

So the horse was consenting?

Probably didn't notice

**bevischief** · 02-06-2013, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier

“_______ ain’t gonna lie, they blew a nut in the horse.” should be a rep level on this forum.

Should be used the next time we beat the

.

Nickel D · 02-06-2013, 03:38 PM

Considering all aspects of this story, I'm certain there's a witty line involving the phrase "hung like a horse" -- I just can't seem to get ahold of a good one.

Nickel D · 02-06-2013, 03:43 PM

If only he had severely injured his spine while establishing his positioning to have sex with the horse, then there'd be a good deal of humor in the line: Brokeback Mountin'.

theelusiveeightrop · 02-06-2013, 04:32 PM

As Dave Attell says, " When you **** a horse, you know you'll always have a ride home."

**CrazyPhuD** · 02-06-2013, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Faithful

So the horse was consenting?

Well he didn't say the horse was naying.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 02-06-2013, 06:02 PM

You never hear that these guys get shot. I guess with their pants around their ankles they cant' get away quickly. You'd have no defense in court.

DonTellMeShowMe · 02-06-2013, 06:08 PM

This thread is awesome

loochy · 02-06-2013, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

You never hear that these guys get shot. I guess with their pants around their ankles they cant' get away quickly. You'd have no defense in court.

Yeah but what if the horse is really hot?

Floridafan · 02-06-2013, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty

If that worked, Scotland would be full of sheepmen.

HEY.....I was born in Scotland. That was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad thing to say about my fellow countrymen.

02-05-2013, 07:19 PM
loochy That's what she said. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: TECKSIS Casino cash: $440797287	‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’ Zoophile: ‘I Was Trying To Make The Horse Have a Baby’ http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/b...aby/index.html Maybe no one explained to Andrew Mendoza of Wharton County Texas, that some things are better left unsaid, but Mendoza, who was accused of sexing up the neighbor’s horse, wanted to explain himself and so waived his right to remain silent. Having read the report, this writer really wishes he hadn’t. According to his statement Mendoza was waiting for his girlfriend to come over, but when she hadn’t called by 11 p.m., he decided to go over his neighbor’s and have sex with their brown horse. Was he lonely, merely reaching out to another human,— I mean species — for comfort; or was this just a petty attempt to make his girlfriend jealous? Well, it’s even weirder than that. Unfortunately he describes in detail his ‘good time’ with the horse, whose name was not released by police, adding that, “The horse did not try to move or nothing it just stood there while I was f***king it. I guess the horse was liking it.” That’s what they all say. He also shared his motive, “I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He merrily concluded, “I ain’t gonna lie, I blew a nut in the horse.” Thank you for sharing, Mr. Mendoza. Mendoza, who already had a lengthy rap sheet, pleaded guilty to criminal trespass and public lewdness. He was sentenced to four months in jail. He wasn’t so merry when he was later serving a separate sentence for trespassing and indecency with a child. We may never know if he blamed his girlfriend for that too, because he hanged himself in his cell.
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02-06-2013, 03:43 PM	#54
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