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The Donald Is Suing Bill Maher
Bill went on the Tonight Show and said he would give $5 million to the charity of The Donald's choice if he could prove he was not the spawn of his mother screwing an orangutan.
The Donald proved his father, Fred Trump, was indeed his father. Now he's suing bill for the $$$. That's one expensive punchline! Story is here: http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.co...-for-5-million |
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It's called a sense of humor, maybe the Donald can buy one.
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I think he's funny as shit, and brilliant.
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More laws are not needed~
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I think he is funny also, and my criticism of Trump being an idiot has been stated often. That does not change the fact that although Maher is funny he is disingenuous politically~
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The "~" is commonly used in the Spanish language Mexicans speak Spanish A lot of people on here don't like Mexicans, or non-white ethnicities in general Sincerely, "Scooter" |
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I did not know that~
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Because he is ridiculously bias to the left. He rages against the right, and hands out mild criticism if any to the left. No person can tow either party line with sincerity~
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A lot of it comes down to merely disagreeing with the left on some things, while considering much of the right to be absolutely batshit crazy. |
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****ing gold.
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Say what you want about Maher, but if you don't enjoy his New Rules, you're joyless.
Regarding this lawsuit, just because a name is on a birth certificate doesn't mean they're the father. We're going to need DNA. Last edited by KChiefer; 02-09-2013 at 04:04 PM.. |
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I'm a fan, not of his comedy (although that segment in post #41 is ****ing gold), but of discussions he frequently has on his show.
His show is one of the very, very few on television where you get unscripted, genuine arguments between leading lights of their respective movements. Take this argument he had recently between Glenn Greenwald (really the brightest light for today's civil libertarianism) and Andrew Sullivan (a conservative Obama-apologist) over the killing of Anwar Al-Awlaki: Now, again, you can say whatever you want about Maher personally, say whatever you want about how much you disagree with Sullivan or Greenwald. But this is a high quality argument that is not partisan or scripted. And it's relatively frequent on Maher's show. He deserves applause for making this possible. His humor, meh. It's a bit lazy, not my style (I prefer the Daily Show/Colbert's efforts, which are much more in-depth and less reliant on obvious poop humor). I saw Maher live about two years ago when he visited Springfield, and his act was about two years out of date -- he had taken literally no efforts to update it. I know he's got a busy schedule, but that's lazy as shit. And unlike Stewart/Colbert, it's pretty obvious he's a huge dick. Which he happily admits. I'm not a fan of Maher the person, or the comedian, but as a layman moderator of usually high caliber political discussion, he's a rare breed on today's television. |
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Maher is the guy that I love listening to, while simultaneously dissecting his bits. He's both enormously easy to dissect and enormously entertaining. Its a heady mix of fun and BS.
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