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bout time to go racing
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The answer to gun violence is not more guns... it is a pair of scissors - via the DHS
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...puVezePd6trYoM
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All aboard the crazy train
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Fresher than a mother****er
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It's not bad advice, really. In general, if attacked, you should run from someone with a knife and charge someone who has a gun.
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Keep firing, assholes!
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If I was in this situation I'd probably opt for a fire extinguisher. Blast somebody coming around a corner in the face with one of those bad boys and they'll be instantly blinded and disoriented - then use it to bash their ****ing skull in. Better than scissors, IMO.
But still, I'd much rather have a gun.
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sic semper tyrannis
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I would pull a thread from my clothing and hurl it at the aggressor with the speed of a hurricane wind, lodging the thread in their brain and killing them instantly. Because I'm ninja like that.
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JFC, you peeps are weak.......LASER VISION!!!!
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Same ol, same ol, 2009 again
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I thought one of those 5 hour energy doses just might make all of this go away.
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Be HEALED!!!!!!!
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I would use what John Ritter uses about 39 minutes into this classic flick....no gun required man...
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Yea but what if all we have is safety scissors????
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Will assault scissors be legal?
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How about staplers that can hold more than 10 staples?
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Hey Jack!
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I had a conversation with a local government regarding the topic of weapons on property owned or controlled by that entity. One of the board members informed me that I could throw my soda at someone who came into that room with a weapon.
In the opinion of that person, the only people who should have weapons were proven combat veterans who proved they could control their weapon under fire. I then asked 2 police officers and a retired DNR agent if they had ever fired their weapon in anger. I followed that up asking them if they felt qualified to have them. Yes....a soda bottle will protect me from an armed mad man.
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