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Old 01-29-2013, 10:16 AM  
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PornHub's rejected Super Bowl ad.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/porn...-super-bowl-ad
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:05 PM   #31
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I never even thought about it until recently when my 8 year old started watching tv with me more.

I actually get so pissed now.. the next time you are watching evening news or something pay attention to how many erection commercials come on..

I will cover the birds and the bees but my god my kids can't watch spongeboob their whole life...
I hear the arguments about just drawing a diagram and saying "Here's how everything works," and it seems refreshingly honest. I had to learn about sex from hearing the hoodlums talk about it on the back of the school bus. But at the same time I can see where it would spark a curiosity that might not be appropriate for a child. Tough call.

Like I said, I don't have kids, but I've thought about it sometimes when a show like 2 1/2 Men is on. Or 80 percent of other shows these days, for that matter. At least the commercials are for medications, but some of the jokes and plot lines on today's television are far past the line for family fare.

Now, to completely contradict myself, I'll note a couple of funny things I saw on TV the other day, while at the same time being surprised that they made it onto the air. I'm a fan of "My Name Is Earl", and they're always slipping through things that make my jaw drop. The most overt one on an episode I saw last week was one where Earl's new wife came home for a romantic evening. She asked him about edible underwear flavors (he nixed chocolate), but then she reached into a shopping bag, smiled real big, and pulled out a pair of handcuffs and .... a bunch of carrots.

A bunch of carrots? Wow.

In the same episode, he was talking about seducing Amish women (or at least the local version of them). It was actually pretty funny, because the scene broke to a rhythmically shaking van and Earl's voiceover saying something like, "Even without land, a good farmer will find something to plow."

My goodness.

That show got away with as much as any show I've ever seen.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:12 PM   #32
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yeah tv wise if we are watching tv together it is a cooking show or that fat blob that stuffs his face (soon to have a heartattack) with crazy food challenges..M vs F...

Other than that they watch age appr. tv.

As a kid I never got the speech and also learned on the bus!
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:16 PM   #33
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Try watching it to the end.
Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:32 PM   #34
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I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:47 PM   #35
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I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
Seriously...
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:48 PM   #36
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LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:49 PM   #37
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Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
The money shot dude. Especially if the chick is average in the face department. That improves her visage ten fold.
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:34 PM   #38
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I'm more amazed at the idiots who buy their porn when you can watch most of it for free.
or you can just wait til houstonwhodat posts a thread with lots of hott chixxx pixxx!!!!! #hornyboner
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:56 PM   #39
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LOL this is the most stupid crap on the face of the planet. I'm glad they rejected that smut. You'd have children googling that crap wondering wtf it is. JFC.
Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:33 PM   #40
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Huh? Wut? Who the hell watches anything to do with porn all the way til the end? Scene 1...... ......off to do something else now.
yup that old lady did it for me in about 1.7 seconds I'm easy.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:37 PM   #41
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Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
Seriously, unlike most of the adult population kids know how to use google search.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:38 PM   #42
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my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:40 PM   #43
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my god I probably wouldn't have had a girlfriend 3 years of high school if porn was easy to get back then as it is today
And I wouldn't have a girlfriend today if ass was as easy to get as it was in high school.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:50 PM   #44
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:55 PM   #45
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Ohh please. Kids don't need an exact web address in order to find porn on the internet. You're woefully underestimating today's young people if you think this would be the key to unlocking internet porn...
That's unfortunately true but also the reason why they don't need a Super Bowl ad ENCOURAGING them to check out a porn site. Let's not pour gasoline on a fire already raging. If you have a young one like me I can't see how you could possibly be cool with this. Good for the NFL for passing on it.
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