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Old 01-26-2013, 03:56 PM  
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So my daughter has a new boyfriend
He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:00 PM   #76
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:02 PM   #77
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What languages? That's a big factor.

If they include French or Italian or Mandarin, you need to move him on.

If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:04 PM   #78
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:04 PM   #79
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I'm not sure sarcasm is the best way to go with someone as obviously intellectually limited as R8ers. He might think you are serious.
If he actually does it, it's a win all the way around. Well except for the dead guy.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:05 PM   #80
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If they include Russian or Japanese or Navajo, he's a keeper.
If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:06 PM   #81
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:06 PM   #82
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He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's


He sounds awesome. AK's are for guys with tiny dicks.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:09 PM   #83
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:21 PM   #84
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real men use a FAL, maybe he prefers them to AK's?
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:23 PM   #85
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So is your daughter a super genius that started college 2 years early? If not you've got one of two situations on your hands:

1) He is a douche bag and none of the college girls like him so he's goin after your daughter.

2) He's super religious and isn't into the partying and shit that comes with college and will therefore never put his wang near your daughter. And he is still a douche.

Here are some alternates

A) Your daughter is super hot and he's tryna get dat ass while its fresh!

B) He's gay.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:24 PM   #86
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If the boy speaks Navajo I'm sure she's really, really in love with him.

And so are the other girls.

If you can speak Navajo, you can convince anyone outside Arizona that you're an alien. I really, really, really wish I could speak Navajo.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:40 PM   #87
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What's his 40 time?

It shouldn't be hard to find out. You're the father here.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:43 PM   #88
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real men use a FAL, maybe he prefers them to AK's?
Screw that FAL are still for men with short dicks. Real mean use m1918 BARs(M2s are also a substitute just not that portable).
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