Albert just called 610. Wants to stay in KC

[Tuckdaddy]

Agent is talking to Dorsey. Does not want to play guard. Health is good. For what its worth.

[BossChief]

If Russ Lande won a million on a lottery ticket, he would want to spend the money on more lottery tickets.

[PaulAllen]

Prepare for three months of inane gibberish from every hack who ever saw a college football game.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande:

--You can never go wrong in skin-tight pleather
--Women who work in pornography have excellent fathers
--Hitler "did a lot of great things"
--Stalin revolutionized modern agricultural efficiency
--Salt water the best choice when marooned with a Jerry can full of fluids.
--Turpentine-soaked corn cobs outpace any flushable wipe for comfort

[Deberg_1990]

We shouldnt "sleep" on Te'o

[BossChief]

Replaying Albert interview after break

[RunKC]

"Nassib played on a team that only had a LT and his receivers dropped 5 or 6 passes a game."

-Danny Parkins


Sounds like his accuracy is much better than what the numbers show.

[the Talking Can]

when asked about the buzz about the Chiefs, without hesitating, he said the Chiefs will take a QB at #1 or trade down and take a QB

that has me excited...except for the fact that everything else he said was mildly retarded

[keg in kc]

Good on albert.

[DeezNutz]

So...there isn't a QB worth taking at #1, but the Chiefs would be wise to trade back into the round, thus sacrificing next year's first, to get one of these "mediocre" QBs.

This "logic" is the epitome of dumb as ****.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Lande:

--Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein could have "learned a thing or two" from Nick Athan.
--HP color ink "a tremendous deal."
--Kathy Griffin "a natural beauty".

[Bo's Pelini]

Asking Russ Launde to evaluate talent is like asking Ken Lay for financial advice

[Omaha]

Originally Posted by BossChief

Replaying Albert interview after break

I'm listening online.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any ****ing sense of that, congrats

Dude was all over the place. He needed some flash cards to keep his shit straight.

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by -King-

Dude was all over the place. He needed some flash cards to keep his shit straight.

The Matt Cassel of draft experts.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Russ Lande's Football Insights:

--Dexter McCluster is the most bruising power back to hit the NFL since Earl Weaver
--Kordell Stewart had the highest football IQ of any player he ever evaluated
--Ryan Sims was the first guy at the facility and the last guy to leave
--Bill Romanowski is a consummate sportsman