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Old 01-18-2013, 01:55 PM  
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Taking his cue from the kids who convinced their parents to give them a puppy after getting 1 million likes on Facebook, Petter Kverneng of Norway got his high school crush Catherine to agree to sleep with him if he secured as many Facebook likes himself.

"It was meant as a joke for our group of friends," Kverneng, 20, told the local press.

Joke or not, the "status upgrade" soon hit shhhh's /b/ imageboard, where users naturally felt compelled to help Kverneng out.

Within a matter of hours, the solicitation gained over 900,000 likes, and is presently steamrolling ahead to the 1 million mark.

Kverneng, who has been friendzoned by Catherine for years, told Norway's Nettavisen that the two plan to "keep what we promised."

His only concern now, he said, is that her father might find out.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:40 PM   #16
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:41 PM   #17
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He looks mildly autistic and she looks like she'd **** a mildly autistic guy for some X...
How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:44 PM   #18
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How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.
You figure it out after working with them for 3 years...
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Old 01-18-2013, 03:32 PM   #19
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How the **** does someone "look autistic?"
They can look like they have Downs Syndrome. People with autism look like everyone else.
Good point. CNN was just running a piece about a girl from Montana that will compete in Miss America that has autism. She's smokin'!!! ...she did mispronounce a word or two though, but I think that's par for the course.



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Old 01-18-2013, 05:49 PM   #20
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Old 01-18-2013, 05:55 PM   #21
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Her, not him.
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:00 PM   #22
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:16 PM   #23
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:24 PM   #24
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:26 PM   #25
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:27 PM   #26
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:28 PM   #27
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:41 PM   #28
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:44 PM   #29
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