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View Poll Results: Pick the three features you would most like to have in a new car.
Ability to serve as mini-RV with comfortable sleeping, cooking, bathroom, etc. 4 6.67%
Can be morphed into different colors/styles in ten minutes via computer design interface 5 8.33%
Can drive itself safely on interstate highways 20 33.33%
Capable of very high acceleration, strong maneuverability, and very high top-end speed 12 20.00%
Changes stoplights from red to green when you approach if there’s no oncoming traffic 18 30.00%
Dash contains autoscanning lifetime free food pass at drive-through for one fast food restaurant of your choice ($10 limit per visit) 6 10.00%
Flight with 100 foot takeoff/landing roll 20 33.33%
Fully amphibious and all-terrain 14 23.33%
Highly luxurious, sold only to people with net worth over $100MM, which is widely known (You were secretly exempt from requirement) 4 6.67%
Requires no fuel (still requires maintenance) 37 61.67%
Self-healing from damage and self-maintaining with no maintenance costs ever (but still requires fuel) 26 43.33%
Self-valet that parks itself after dropping you off and comes when you call it 6 10.00%
X-ray glass allows you to see through up to two layers of pedestrians' clothes 8 13.33%
I really just want a good 8-track player, and not much else. 1 1.67%
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:41 PM  
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Which three of the following features would you most like to have in a new car?

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:42 PM   #2
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