Reason number 12,854 you can't take Mel Kiper Jr. seriously - Page 2

**OnTheWarpath58** · 01-16-2013, 04:41 PM

All sorts of stupidity today with the release of his first mock, updated big board and Top 5 at each position.

The mock: Has us taking Joeckel, of course. Then he went double Full Retard, and mocked a R1 without a SINGLE QB BEING TAKEN.

The Big Board: First QB listed? Only QB listed? Mike ****ing Glennon at 24.

Top 5 at QB: Glennon, Barkley, Smith, Wilson, Nassib

I think Mel has been standing in the Ohio cold waiting for Mike Williams' HOF induction ceremony to take place.

**Buehler445** · 01-17-2013, 05:46 AM

Awful.

Rambozo · 01-17-2013, 06:31 AM

A guard won't go in the top 10 but, there are a couple of eye openers that make you think. I could see Hunt and Ball going in the first. Most people don't have them that high.

tyton75 · 01-17-2013, 01:11 PM

These mocks will change a million times before draft day. Guessing he just added teams to his top 25 list and called it a mock.

whoman69 · 01-17-2013, 02:42 PM

12,854?! I'd have thought the number to be higher. Can anybody tell me the last time a QB was not taken in round one?

Hoover · 01-19-2013, 09:41 AM

I'm not one who wants to trade down but all the talk of Joeckel does create an environment where we could be offered some trade options, so I really don't mind the speculation.

CaliforniaChief · 01-19-2013, 09:48 AM

It's such an incomplete picture right now that it's impossible to speculate...

Except that no QB would go in the first. Has that EVER happened? Certainly not in modern football history.

Bewbies · 01-19-2013, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Hoover

I'm not one who wants to trade down but all the talk of Joeckel does create an environment where we could be offered some trade options, so I really don't mind the speculation.

Is Jax looking at him to replace Monroe? Why trade up to #1 to get a guy the team at #2 has no interest in?

In the current NFL who in the world trades up to #1 for something that's not QB?

htismaqe · 01-19-2013, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bewbies

Is Jax looking at him to replace Monroe? Why trade up to #1 to get a guy the team at #2 has no interest in?

In the current NFL who in the world trades up to #1 for something that's not QB?

Nobody.

Bewbies · 01-19-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe

Nobody.

This will never get through to people...

duncan_idaho · 01-19-2013, 04:39 PM

Chance Warmack at 7?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

No, seriously.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Deberg_1990 · 01-19-2013, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 300 Bowler

They don't? What pick do they have?

If true, that REALLY sucks.

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Originally Posted by jd1020

Kiper doesn't even know that the Chiefs don't have the first pick in round 2. Some "expert."

I believe they get the 2nd pick in 2nd round. They alternate positioning with Jax every round except the 1st because they finished with the same record.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-19-2013, 05:33 PM

I don't understand how that dude has a job.

Unsmooth-Moment · 01-19-2013, 09:56 PM

So we get Joeckel and Geno in his mock? that works

01-16-2013, 04:41 PM
OnTheWarpath58 FACTORY OF SADNESS Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $3883519	Reason number 12,854 you can't take Mel Kiper Jr. seriously All sorts of stupidity today with the release of his first mock, updated big board and Top 5 at each position. The mock: Has us taking Joeckel, of course. Then he went double Full Retard, and mocked a R1 without a SINGLE QB BEING TAKEN. The Big Board: First QB listed? Only QB listed? Mike **ing Glennon at 24. Top 5 at QB:** Glennon, Barkley, Smith, Wilson, Nassib I think Mel has been standing in the Ohio cold waiting for Mike Williams' HOF induction ceremony to take place.
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Rambozo Banned Join Date: Jan 2013 Casino cash: $3419	A guard won't go in the top 10 but, there are a couple of eye openers that make you think. I could see Hunt and Ball going in the first. Most people don't have them that high.
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tyton75 Veteran Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: KC North Casino cash: $33964	These mocks will change a million times before draft day. Guessing he just added teams to his top 25 list and called it a mock. __________________
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Hoover Rufus Dawes Jr. Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $41326	I'm not one who wants to trade down but all the talk of Joeckel does create an environment where we could be offered some trade options, so I really don't mind the speculation.
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01-19-2013, 09:48 AM	#21
CaliforniaChief Thank You Clark! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $7702786	It's such an incomplete picture right now that it's impossible to speculate... Except that no QB would go in the first. Has that EVER happened? Certainly not in modern football history. __________________ "Chiefs fans aren’t having it." -Jason Whitlock
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Mr. Flopnuts Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Down the rabbit hole Casino cash: $113741513	I don't understand how that dude has a job.
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