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Old 01-03-2013, 04:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment

So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:19 PM   #61
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:20 PM   #62
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Had I not been an emotional wreck, it would have been top 3 psychedelic experiences without a doubt.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:28 PM   #63
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The question you must ask yourself is "would I have felt awkward had my assistant NOT been there ?
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:45 PM   #64
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What's a bit overweight?

We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus?
This is a good question.

Is she pushing a deuce? We talking t'ree hunnit? T'ree fitty?
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:52 PM   #65
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:55 PM   #66
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:58 PM   #67
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #68
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So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:11 PM   #70
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:14 PM   #71
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She's probably 5'8 and about 165. By no means a pig but a bit heavy for me. It's still good to be called sexy, albeit in a very awkward place. I don't have a pic and couldn't post one if I did but I'd guess it'd be about 50/50 in the would you thread.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:19 PM   #72
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:22 PM   #73
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She's probably 5'8 and about 165.
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:31 PM   #74
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:33 PM   #75
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
7.5 years is a common law marriage in some states. You might be able to keep half her shit
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