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Old 01-03-2013, 04:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment

So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:42 PM   #31
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:43 PM   #32
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Been down that road before. When you pass her in the house, muster up your best pirate voice and say, "Ahore there!"
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:44 PM   #33
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:46 PM   #34
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Wow that funny. I hope it cheering the guy up.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:47 PM   #35
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Start a thread about it. It will help.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:48 PM   #36
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Wow that funny. I hope it cheering the guy up.
comma key and s key broken eh? I hate that.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:48 PM   #37
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
For ****s sake. Grow a pair will ya? Don't think about the guy with the 12 inch cock she is doing disgusting unnatural things with! Move on!
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:48 PM   #38
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Start a thread about it. It will help.
Yeah...that always ends well.....
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:49 PM   #39
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Yeah...that always ends well.....
Shush you. I'm trying to get the guy some help and encouragement.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:52 PM   #40
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Be glad that you weren't MARRIED TO THE BITCH FOR 18 ****ING YEARS!!!...

Wait....what....do go on.....
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:53 PM   #41
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Don't think about the guy with the 12 inch cock she is doing disgusting unnatural things with!
and it was perfectly natural....TO THEM!!!
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:26 PM   #42
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Did she happen to have a dental
Appt today?
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:28 PM   #43
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:35 PM   #45
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
Why the hell so long?
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