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Old 01-03-2013, 04:01 PM  
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Very awkward moment

So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:11 PM   #16
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:15 PM   #17
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:17 PM   #18
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:19 PM   #19
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:21 PM   #20
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:25 PM   #21
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:25 PM   #22
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:28 PM   #23
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:29 PM   #24
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Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
Sounds like you wouldn't even have to gas her. Turn in your ****ing man card!
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:30 PM   #25
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Sounds like she needs a cavity filled.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:31 PM   #26
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What does "coming back for treatment" mean? You gonna fill a cavity?
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:32 PM   #27
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Sounds like she needs a cavity filled.
like her vagina, hahahaha LOL
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:39 PM   #28
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:40 PM   #29
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that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too.
PICS!!!!
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:42 PM   #30
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PICS!!!!
She wouldn't let me take or give me any "fun" ones. I have boring regular pics though. But, I'm a nice guy and not going to do that.
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