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Old 12-29-2012, 02:09 AM  
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I have a very serious complaint about ChiefsPlanet.

We have moved the ability to post consecutive posts to 20 seconds, instead of 15 seconds.

Please play this video as you read the rest of my post:



I hope ChiefsPlanet understands that this increases my difficulty at postwhoring, "This"-ing, and basically just flooding the board with mindless bullshit, which I hope you understand is a God given right.

That's right. God ****ing given.

Listen, I was not under the impression that this was ChinaPlanet. I must have confused this place with CommunistManifestoLand. Somewhere along the line chiefsplanet.com must have re-routed me to DoAsYou're****ingTold.org.

This is America.

AMERICA.

Do NOT tread on my right to rain my wisdom down on you at a downright assinine clip.

BRING BACK 15 SECOND LIMITS BETWEEN POSTS.

C'MON MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS.

JOIN ME.

BRING BACK 15 SECOND LIMITS BETWEEN POSTS.

Don't let the brutes at the top of the totem pole censor you for an additonal 5 seconds.

Think of how much time all those accumulative 5 seconds have cost you. I've probably hit it about six times since the change.

That's half a minute. That's about how long it takes me to read a paragraph (keeping this vague to mask exactly how slow of a reader I am). That's barely long enough to initiate Masturbation Sequence. That's barely long enough to do that floss-the-buttcrack thing you do when you get out of the shower every other week.

I believe it was James Madison who wrote: "the speed at which a man can start saying something, after he just finished saying something else, is the true measure of freedom."

He said that, right to Adolf Hitler's face in the War of 1812. And you know what? Hitler and the other Indians knew in their souls that this freedom, even with all their evil, could not and should not be ****ed with.

James Madison.

Michael Jordan.

Five dollar footlongs!

THE DAV IS NOT OPEN ON WEEKENDS.

Bring back 15 second repost limits, mods. Or I will personally assemble a ChiefsPlanet army. And we will start another forum, probably dedicated to the Texans, I'm not sure, but at that forum we will impose 15 second repost limits and will be able to mock you at a far faster clip than you could ever hope to return fire.

I've said my peace. God bless America, and the 15 second between-posts limit.
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Old 12-29-2012, 07:42 AM   #31
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:03 AM   #32
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By this of course you mean "magazine".
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:05 AM   #33
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:12 AM   #34
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:11 AM   #35
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:15 AM   #36
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:19 AM   #37
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:22 AM   #38
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:27 AM   #39
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:28 AM   #40
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:50 AM   #41
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:23 AM   #42
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:29 AM   #43
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:48 AM   #44
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now the powers that be are lying to us. i'm sure there will be some false flag event that could have been prevented, if only we just gave up our right to post every 15 seconds.
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:54 AM   #45
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