***End Of The World Rep Thread***

[Mr. Pink]

Lets all give a big rep hug to eachother before the world ends tonight at midnight (central time). This one's for you Geno Smith, We almost had you...

End of the world says...BOOM!

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Only on special occasions

I see. Thanks for laying some Asian knowledge on my ass. Anytime you need tips on dolphins, feel free to ask.

[tooge]

Originally Posted by Strongside

Since your last confession, if you're Catholic. If not, then **** it...who cares?

I'm very concerned about this. I'm not catholic, but I wonder if there is some sort of heavenly statute of limitations. I was a pretty rotten kid and pretty mean young adult. I've been a good guy for the last 20 years or so however. I'm just wondering where that gets me.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I see. Thanks for laying some Asian knowledge on my ass. Anytime you need tips on dolphins, feel free to ask.

Um...you should share your knowledge very quickly........just in case....

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by tooge

I'm very concerned about this. I'm not catholic, but I wonder if there is some sort of heavenly statute of limitations. I was a pretty rotten kid and pretty mean young adult. I've been a good guy for the last 20 years or so however. I'm just wondering where that gets me.

I think you're OK. The outer rings of hell aren't that bad, if you were to go there. I played the video game 'Dantes Inferno', so I know. There are a few vaginas with legs and some whiney people that seem to be lost, but other than that, it's not much different than the Jazz District after dark. If 20 years of being a good person and doing the best that you can gets you thrown into hell...do you really want to serve the guy that's doing the judging? I say no. He can keep his city of gold, white robes and religious nutjobs. I'll go play beer pong with Jimi Hendrix and Charlie Chaplin.

[Flachief58]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I think you're OK. The outer rings of hell aren't that bad, if you were to go there. I played the video game 'Dantes Inferno', so I know. There are a few vaginas with legs and some whiney people that seem to be lost, but other than that, it's not much different than the Jazz District after dark. If 20 years of being a good person and doing the best that you can gets you thrown into hell...do you really want to serve the guy that's doing the judging? I say no. He can keep his city of gold, white robes and religious nutjobs. I'll go play beer pong with Jimi Hendrix and Charlie Chaplin.

Yes but, will there be any dolphins there?

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Yes but, will there be any dolphins there?

There will be dolphins in both heaven and hell. The ones senselessly killed by those in the land of the Orient will be given a free pass...they will receive legs in heaven and be generally viewed as good, solid individuals that contribute meaning and beauty to society. Those dolphins who lived their lives in captivity, feeding the capitalist machine and using their God-given talents and beauty to whore themselves out for a few pieces of fish will be thrown into the lake of fire like the rest of us sinners. It's a well known fact by animal experts, christians and theologists alike that captive dolphins are, in fact, the most loathed creatures of all of the animal kingdom. If God hates...he hates these foul, greedy creatures most of all.

[Flachief58]

Originally Posted by Strongside

There will be dolphins in both heaven and hell. The ones senselessly killed by those in the land of the Orient will be given a free pass...they will receive legs in heaven and be generally viewed as good, solid individuals that contribute meaning and beauty to society. Those dolphins who lived their lives in captivity, feeding the capitalist machine and using their God-given talents and beauty to whore themselves out for a few pieces of fish will be thrown into the lake of fire like the rest of us sinners. It's a well known fact by animal experts, christians and theologists alike that captive dolphins are, in fact, the most loathed creatures of all of the animal kingdom. If God hates...he hates these foul, greedy creatures most of all.

Thanks for sharing

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Thanks for sharing

No problem. Like I said...I am a dolphin Connaisseur, so it's my pleasure to share my years of research and knowledge with those less informed.

[LiveSteam]

I wounder if their will be squirrels to shoot where I'am going?

[Strongside]

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

I wounder if their will be squirrels to shoot where I'am going?

That, I can't help you with.

[Flachief58]

Originally Posted by LiveSteam

I wounder if their will be squirrels to shoot where I'am going?

Where you're going, the squirrels shoot you. Sorry man....

[LiveSteam]

Originally Posted by Flachief58

Where you're going, the squirrels shoot you. Sorry man....

Just great! I was worried about that.

[cabletech94]

welp, nice knowing ya.


well, most of you, anyway

[Chiefspants]

Wooohoooohoooo, let's do this!!!

[tooge]

Originally Posted by Strongside

I think you're OK. The outer rings of hell aren't that bad, if you were to go there. I played the video game 'Dantes Inferno', so I know. There are a few vaginas with legs and some whiney people that seem to be lost, but other than that, it's not much different than the Jazz District after dark. If 20 years of being a good person and doing the best that you can gets you thrown into hell...do you really want to serve the guy that's doing the judging? I say no. He can keep his city of gold, white robes and religious nutjobs. I'll go play beer pong with Jimi Hendrix and Charlie Chaplin.

Strongside, tell me more about the vaginas with legs. For example, do they have heads and the ability to nag, like the ones here?