Chiefs Very odd piece of Belcher article

COchief · 12-10-2012, 08:32 AM

Seemed like a pretty run of mill piece with some strange sources and then I noticed this near the end.

Looks like Darwin really screwed the pooch on this one, six kids already at age 23. Glorious logic at work there Mr. Almonte:

Chris Almonte, a 23-year-old father of six and a friend of Belcher's from the CMG, was working in his yard when he got a phone call with the news on Saturday morning. It was so at odds with his conception of Belcher that all Almonte could think to do was to bury the phone in the hole he had been digging, as if that would make the news go away.

Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...#ixzz2EfB3eiH4

KILLER_CLOWN · 12-10-2012, 08:43 AM

This happens when you start having kids one a year at age 17....or maybe he had a few baby mommas and went on a one year spree?

Deberg_1990 · 12-10-2012, 09:08 AM

But it feels so much better without a condum....

wazu · 12-10-2012, 09:14 AM

I'll bet he dug it back up later and tried to clean it, and now is walking around with a phone that has little particles of dirt and crap rattling around in it.

Sofa King · 12-10-2012, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu

I'll bet he dug it back up later and tried to clean it, and now is walking around with a phone that has little particles of dirt and crap rattling around in it.

He couldn't just leave it down there, it has all his phone numbers in it.

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 12-10-2012, 11:09 AM

Oh my god, he has a digital backup of Belcher's brain on his phone.

ROBELCHER will return.

**GloryDayz** · 12-10-2012, 11:19 AM

That's one fertile doode!

As for burying his phone, I think we all want to do that more often than we admit...

In fact, I might run back to the house and bury my work phone and say it's where I got some bad news and thought it would go away...

teedubya · 12-10-2012, 11:21 AM

I hope he wrapped his phone in a ziploc baggie or something... you know, use protection... but, wrapping up and protection aren't Chris Almonte's thang.

**GloryDayz** · 12-10-2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by teedubya

I hope he wrapped his phone in a ziploc baggie or something... you know, use protection... but, wrapping up and protection aren't Chris Almonte's thang.

This....

rabblerouser · 12-10-2012, 12:33 PM

damn...

There went Chris Almonte's front $$ in their cocaine trafficking ring.

He had to dig the phone back up and tell the Peruvians that he'll need a bit longer to pay off tha 10 kilos that he and Belch had fronted...

12-10-2012, 08:32 AM
COchief Veteran Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Donk-town Casino cash: $44456	Very odd piece of Belcher article Seemed like a pretty run of mill piece with some strange sources and then I noticed this near the end. Looks like Darwin really screwed the pooch on this one, six kids already at age 23. Glorious logic at work there Mr. Almonte: Chris Almonte, a 23-year-old father of six and a friend of Belcher's from the CMG, was working in his yard when he got a phone call with the news on Saturday morning. It was so at odds with his conception of Belcher that all Almonte could think to do was to bury the phone in the hole he had been digging, as if that would make the news go away. Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/201...#ixzz2EfB3eiH4
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12-10-2012, 08:43 AM	#2
KILLER_CLOWN Be HEALED!!!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fascist State Casino cash: $11111247	This happens when you start having kids one a year at age 17....or maybe he had a few baby mommas and went on a one year spree? __________________ "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father ... And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity." "If the people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson
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12-10-2012, 09:08 AM	#3
Deberg_1990 MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: San Antonio Tx. Casino cash: $141029	But it feels so much better without a condum.... __________________ Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning: Matt once made a very nice play in Seattle where he spun away from a pass rusher and hit Bowe off his back foot for a first down. One of the best plays Matt has ever made.
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12-10-2012, 09:14 AM	#4
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Casino cash: $986509	I'll bet he dug it back up later and tried to clean it, and now is walking around with a phone that has little particles of dirt and crap rattling around in it.
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12-10-2012, 11:09 AM	#6
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $160555	Oh my god, he has a digital backup of Belcher's brain on his phone. ROBELCHER will return. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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12-10-2012, 11:19 AM	#7
GloryDayz Clark, do the right thing(s).. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Lee's Summit, MO Casino cash: $77893	That's one fertile doode! As for burying his phone, I think we all want to do that more often than we admit... In fact, I might run back to the house and bury my work phone and say it's where I got some bad news and thought it would go away... __________________ Come on Clark Hunt, you can do this... Glass is doing shit over at the K, so if you do something awesome here, this city could go back to having awesomeness abounding in it's teams (and lots of support from the fans too). Come on buddy, do this thing...
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12-10-2012, 11:21 AM	#8
teedubya MVP Join Date: Oct 2003 Casino cash: $207973357	I hope he wrapped his phone in a ziploc baggie or something... you know, use protection... but, wrapping up and protection aren't Chris Almonte's thang.
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12-10-2012, 12:33 PM	#10
rabblerouser Veteran Join Date: Oct 2012 Casino cash: $11417	damn... There went Chris Almonte's front $$ in their cocaine trafficking ring. He had to dig the phone back up and tell the Peruvians that he'll need a bit longer to pay off tha 10 kilos that he and Belch had fronted... __________________ “I thought I’d spread myself a little thinner and further around to help this team. I want to let them know that I’m pulling for the whole team and I know what’s going on with the whole team.” - RAC
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