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View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?
Zach 7 14.00%
Simply Red 32 64.00%
They kill each other 11 22.00%
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:16 PM  
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Who would win in a fight to the death between Simply Red and Zach?

The setting:

Small, enclosed arena with no exits. Enough room to maneuver, but not quite enough room for someone just to run away from their opponent.

The weapons:

Each contestant is armed with a heavy rubber mallet and a small flask of hydrochloric acid.





The rules:

There are no rules.

A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:33 PM   #31
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:34 PM   #32
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:34 PM   #33
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Soccer in the face, Red.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:35 PM   #34
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In an arena that small, it becomes more about quickness and being able to quickly dodge frequent attacks from that mallet.

Simply Red has Zach beat on this. I think the hydrochloric acid is worthless, unless Zach were able to squash Simply Red on the floor and force him to drink it.

I will take Simply Red
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:35 PM   #35
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:37 PM   #36
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People are forgetting that this is a heavy rubber mallet.

One decent blow to the head is all it takes to at least knock the other guy out.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:38 PM   #37
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I'm just saying there's all sorts of shit i could be doing! I could watch a movie, play a video game, rub one out, read a book, learn a foreign language, etc.. But i'm still watching the assholes because i love them, and I hate myself
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:40 PM   #39
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I'm gonna go with Zach. While I like SR most of the time, Zach could probably insult him in such a way that he'd run away and refuse to come back (then show back up a month or two later).
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:40 PM   #40
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Is a bathroom break involved? If not, I could definitely see piss and feces becoming a large part in this fight.
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Old 12-08-2012, 09:40 PM   #42
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Zoccer is jacking of to his own soccer talk while giving himself an acid enema. SR can't survive the close confines and kills himself with blunt force trauma. As he falls the the ground Zoccer blows snot on SR and yells G-G-G-G-O-A-L!!!!!!!!!
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