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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.67%
BlackBob 2 1.33%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.67%
Inmem58 16 10.67%
mr. tegu 6 4.00%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.33%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.33%
Simplicity 2 1.33%
Sorter 80 53.33%
Strongside 3 2.00%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.33%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
  • Please post all NSFW or possible NSFW pics as links or with spoiler tags.
  • Any candidate or their supporters promising a bribe and not delivering the as promised will be disqualified for the crown.
  • if anyone tries to create new accounts and or mults to rig the vote, that candidate will be disqualified and the posters subject to possible banning of their "real" account. Just don't go there. It's to easy for the admins to catch you.
  • You may trash a fellow candidate but please keep it to the level of "breaking balls" among friends. Don't get nasty. This is all for fun and hijinks.

The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-03-2012, 04:00 PM   #121
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It's all in good fun. It's been a good year for n00bs. Aussie, Inmem, Sorter, all worthy front runners. There's more.
Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





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Old 12-03-2012, 04:16 PM   #122
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:18 PM   #123
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:25 PM   #124
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Yeah, I know. These n00bs are ok. Well, that Sorter guy kinda sucks just because his mult is Blackbob but the rest are ok.





No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:27 PM   #125
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Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:31 PM   #126
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Flopnuts just pm'd me. He said anyone who votes for sorter will in turn receive a free week's worth of him feeding my goldfish.
This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:33 PM   #127
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This is the 2nd feeding of your goldfish remarks you've made in a week. You're starting to creep me out. I've seen your picture...
So you're stalking my facebook now?

I'll put up some pictures of my goldfish. Lemme know which ones are your favorites and I'll mail them to you.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:36 PM   #128
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I will give a total of $75MM in casino cash to those who vote for Sorter.

The payout per vote will be determined by dividing 75,000,000 by the number of people who have recorded a vote for Sorter (excluding myself) at the time the contest concludes. (in other words, if some random person votes for him 2 days after the contest is declared to be over, they aren't getting anything)
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:52 PM   #129
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No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT

I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:52 PM   #130
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No one will believe your horrible, horrible lies.

Meanwhile, Inmem coming on with the personal attacks. Dude doesn't stand a chance without some representation. He's barely beating "no worthy n00b". No surprise though, this board doesn't support Inmen. NTTAWWT
That's just mean
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:00 PM   #131
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I think Denise is a wonderful caring human being. I believe she is a model citizen. Why people hate such a lovely person is beyond me. I believe she brings nothing but good things to this community. I wish she were my mother. <3
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:09 PM   #133
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:09 PM   #134
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I really don't care because this is all in good fun anyway but, I really would like to see some competition in this race. A blow out would just be boring. Therefore I am going to attempt to help inmem's campaign out.

Exactly what the hell I am going to do I have no idea. But I'll come up with something. It'll probably suck but it will be something.
This is what I'm saying. This whole ordeal is boring me.
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Old 12-03-2012, 05:15 PM   #135
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Lets make this year epic. Inmem58 comes back by being down by 40+ votes.


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