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View Poll Results: Who should be the 2012 King of the N00bs?
AussieChiefs 13 8.61%
BlackBob 2 1.32%
Chiefsrocka 1 0.66%
Inmem58 16 10.60%
mr. tegu 6 3.97%
No n00b is worthy this year 17 11.26%
okoye35chiefs 0 0%
Prison Bitch 2 1.32%
Simplicity 2 1.32%
Sorter 81 53.64%
Strongside 3 1.99%
Obligatory GAZ option 8 5.30%
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:24 PM  
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Time to vote and crown the 2012 King of the Noobs.

The Academy is proud to sponsor this years edition of the crowning of the 2012 King of the N00bs!

The poll will close on Dec. 10th at 6:00 pm central time.

This is a public poll. Everyone is eligible to vote.
  • All public bribes are allowed and encouraged. you may pool funds and bribes to entice voters. There is no bribery limit. Nothing is out of bounds to be used as a bribe as long as it doesn't violate the Chiefs Planet TOS.
  • I will keep track of the bribes for each candidate in the OP.
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The Academy doesn't try to define what is a "great" N00b. It's your choice.

2012 King of the n00bs nominations:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=267299

2011 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253985

2011 Nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253839

2010 King of the n00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239639

2010 King of the n00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=239222

2009 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219232

2009 King of n00bs discussion
:http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ob+of+the+year

2008 King of the N00bs poll:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2008 King of the N00bs discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ght=king+n00bs

2007 King of the n00bs poll
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=177152

The 2007 n00b discussion:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4471780#post4471780

The 2006 King of the N00bs poll:
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156488

Previous honorees:
2011 King of the n00bs: BoneKrusher
2010 King of the n00bs: Shogun
2009 King of the n00bs: Bosschief
2008 No one was deemed worthy
2007 King of the n00bs: Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the n00bs: Bill Parcells, D2112 and now Griswald
2005 King of the n00bs: Fax

Current and known bribes:

Sorter:
$500,000 casino cash per vote from BRC.
To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts). As long as my cash lasts. And gets hit with BRC's huge rep stick. N00bs multiple times. Need to post in this thread to make it easier to rep. $12,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign.

$100,000 casino cash per vote from Shogon. $43,000,000.00 in casino cash donated to the Sorter political campaign. To be paid out by Sorters campaign manager (Mr. Flopnuts) or Sorter

$75,000,000 in casino cash will be split up between all voters evenly that vote for sorter. Al North

Blackbob:
Anyone who votes for blackbob get neg repped every day for the rest of their life from Pestilence

Inmem58
Every vote for Inmem will get 10 million in C-cash from me and a thump from my significantly impressive rep stick. You have to PM me to collect. From Gonzo

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Old 12-03-2012, 01:10 PM   #61
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:14 PM   #62
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:14 PM   #63
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:16 PM   #64
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@ BRC. I donated all of my funds to the campaign manager of Sorter so it would be paid out that way. Can you please update the OP so I do not get any PM's regarding the issue? Thanks.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:17 PM   #65
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:19 PM   #66
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:19 PM   #67
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:32 PM   #68
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:37 PM   #69
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I would like to see AussieChiefs get more votes he is deserving to be second place.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:37 PM   #70
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:44 PM   #71
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:44 PM   #72
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do I at least get a participation ribbon?
no you nominated yourself.
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:46 PM   #73
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@ BRC. I donated all of my funds to the campaign manager of Sorter so it would be paid out that way. Can you please update the OP so I do not get any PM's regarding the issue? Thanks.
How much did you donate?
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:47 PM   #74
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We get honorable mention pencils :-/
What happened to your campaign?
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A blow job isn't a blow job without pre-cum. What then? Just stop all kissing for the rest of the night or until she brushes her teeth? And that's just one example of transfer, I'm sure I could bore you all with more.

What is it about cum anyways? It comes from a sterile environment. You all have it. It doesn't taste like anything.

YOU PEOPLE PLAY WITH ASSHOLES. Suck face with gingivitis. Marinate in yeast infections.

But boy cum, icky. Girl drenches carpet, story for reddit.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:51 PM   #75
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