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Old 10-25-2012, 12:32 PM  
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Brazilian Woman Sells Virginity for $780,000

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A month-long auction for 20-year-old Catarina Migliorini's virginity ended this morning when a Japanese man called Natsu bid $780,000 for the "date," as the NY Daily News calls it. The auction/generally repulsive publicity stunt is part of an Australian documentary called Virgins Wanted, which will fly Catarina to the encounter and will interview her before and after the deed.

Catarina will reportedly use $722,000 of the cash to build homes for impoverished families in her home state of Santa Catarina.

"The auction is just business, I'm a romantic girl at heart and believe in love. But this will make a big difference to my area," she told Folha newspaper.

However, the "filmmaker" behind the auction has questioned whether or not she'll follow through on her charitable promises.

"I was surprised she said that because in all my dealings with her, she made it clear that it was a business decision for her," Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely said in an exclusive interview.

"Now, given how big this story is in Brazil, she's trapped. If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

It's worth noting that this is a guy who's spent the last two years of his life making a documentary about people auctioning off their virginities, so, you know, feel free to take his opinion with a grain of salt.

And despite taking money in exchange for sex, Catarina denies being a prostitute. "If you only do it once in your life then you are not a prostitute, just like if you take one amazing photograph it does not automatically make you a photographer," she said, which isn't quite the same thing at all but okay.

The same auction also offered a man's virginity for sale. The final price for his V-card? A whopping $3000, which is, as The Cut notes, 260 times less than the price paid for Catarina.
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:33 PM   #61
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:34 PM   #62
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I don't get the interest in virginity. I want to be the first guy to open a potato chip bag or a soda bottle, but I don't need to be the first guy to open ... that. I'm not that interested in training someone new when I can get someone with experience at the job.
There was a great ep of SNL with Jack Black where he was a troll on the mountain complaining about the village always bringing him virgins as tribute. He was tired of them and wanted a girl that knew what she was doing .

Same ep had a skit with Jack as a High Times Investigative Reporter
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:23 PM   #63
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Anyone read the last line where the man's virginity sold for $3,000? That is the story I am more interested in. Who paid for that?
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:27 PM   #64
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My wife raises the current bid to $27.25.
$27.25 for a little girl-girl action. Excellent bid, sir. Now do I hear $30? $30 to explore undiscovered Brazil? Hominahominahomina, $30?
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:57 PM   #65
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How would you like to be the guy who lost that auction though? $779k burning a hole in his pocket and no virgins in sight. I guess he'll just have to call one thousand dollar a night hooker over to his house every day for the next 2 years. Sucks to be him.
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Old 10-25-2012, 04:59 PM   #66
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:09 PM   #67
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For that kind of money I don't want a virgin, I want a slutty Brazillian hotty that has one pocket full of condoms, one pocket full of blow, no front teeth and driving a beer truck.
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Old 10-25-2012, 05:59 PM   #68
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The dude that won the bid ought to introduce the Brazilian chick to that great American challenge thing.

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Old 10-25-2012, 07:39 PM   #69
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Old 10-25-2012, 07:41 PM   #70
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Old 10-25-2012, 07:43 PM   #71
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Even THIS- as fantastic as it would be- is not worth $780,000.
EDIT: well, unless you were a gazillionaire who could easily afford $780,000. Then yes, she would be worth it.
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Old 10-25-2012, 08:23 PM   #73
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