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Old 08-31-2012, 06:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 09-13-2012, 06:47 PM   #121
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:52 AM   #122
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So everyone of a particular belief is exactly the same? Since when do religious folk not have the ability to use their brain? Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you check your brain at the door, quite the contrary. Mr. Hovind is doing the Lords work.
You're using your brain. It's just that there isn't any evidence that you're using it for factual thought. Like when you claim some person's actions are the instruction from an omnipotent creator that there is no factual evidence for. That kind of thing.

Religion is based on faith. Faith is defined as the absence of proof. Being a Christian requires that you believe some things in which there isn't any proof for. Religion by its very nature requires ignoring information already proven to be factual. It requires a certain degree of "Check your brain at the door" by design. That's not a bad thing in and of itself. But you can't really say it's the contrary of "Checking your brain at the door"..
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Old 09-14-2012, 10:53 AM   #123
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:30 PM   #124
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Creationists Boycott Dr. Pepper over “Evolution of Flavor” Facebook Ad


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Old 09-15-2012, 05:47 PM   #125
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So everyone of a particular belief is exactly the same? Since when do religious folk not have the ability to use their brain? Just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you check your brain at the door, quite the contrary. Mr. Hovind is doing the Lords work.


You are either failing horribly at interpreting my comment or you're just trying to put words in my mouth. I'm not sure if I can make it any clearer. (1)The concepts that Hovind is putting out there are mindless dribble. They're nonsense. They're so illogical that I would not be surprised to discover that he was actually a scam artist running a racket. They are so ridiculous that...(2)some people will look to him, and what he is saying, to evaluate the thinking process of believers. Those people might have a poor opinion of those who believe because they might think that he somehow represents believers in general.
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:49 PM   #126
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:58 PM   #127
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Initially, sure.

A little less so when you realize 'boycott' is a few anonymous posters saying so on a comment section, and the first you heard of the whole thing was in this thread.

At most you have a handful of grumpy idiots stating a personal decision, less striking still is the possibility that it's just 'creationist satirizing mults' stirring up a little discussion and hype.
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Old 09-15-2012, 10:31 PM   #128
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The ad is dumb, but the boycott is dumber.. Heh a remake of dumb and dumber.
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Old 09-16-2012, 01:20 AM   #129
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You are either failing horribly at interpreting my comment or you're just trying to put words in my mouth. I'm not sure if I can make it any clearer. (1)The concepts that Hovind is putting out there are mindless dribble. They're nonsense. They're so illogical that I would not be surprised to discover that he was actually a scam artist running a racket. They are so ridiculous that...(2)some people will look to him, and what he is saying, to evaluate the thinking process of believers. Those people might have a poor opinion of those who believe because they might think that he somehow represents believers in general.
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Old 09-16-2012, 01:20 AM   #130
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Old 09-16-2012, 03:35 PM   #134
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And precisely what are you convinced of?
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And precisely what are you convinced of?
what, does it sting?
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