Why people laugh at Creationists

[Dave Lane]

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

[EDIT New video here]

So on with the show:

Here's the Kent Hovind Theory:



"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Scripture doesn't prove or disprove anything.

Ok I admit to not having a clue to what that means, could you specify?

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Ok I admit to not having a clue to what that means, could you specify?

You incorrectly claim to be a "Spiritual Jew". I correctly state that you are no such thing.

You then babble something about scripture. Scripture has nothing to do with it.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

You incorrectly claim to be a "Spiritual Jew". I correctly state that you are no such thing.

You then babble something about scripture. Scripture has nothing to do with it.

Ok wise one.

http://www.amazingfacts.org/media-li...itual-jew.aspx

I don't necessarily agree with all of the doctrine presented in that clip but a spiritual Jew is the only one saved.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Ok wise one.

http://www.amazingfacts.org/media-li...itual-jew.aspx

I don't necessarily agree with all of the doctrine presented in that clip but a spiritual Jew is the only one saved.

Anyone who believes in Jesus is not a Jew.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

Romans 2:28

For he is not a Jew, which is one outwardly; neither is that circumcision, which is outward in the flesh

And even Satan accepts that Jesus is Lord and Savior, yet he's bound for the lake of fire.

Quoting scripture doesn't mean diddly squat. Bible says slavery is okay. People can find what they want in the bible to support their viewpoints.

If you accept Christ as your savior that is your personal choice. I'm glad you found your personal happiness and are at peace with youself. But, you are no longer a Jew, spiritual or not. To do so is an insult to the millions of Jews in history who died rather than accept Jesus as the messiah.

[La literatura]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Anyone who believes in Jesus is not a Jew.

So . . . what about all the monthly checks I've given Jews 4 Jesus? Doesn't that make me a Jew now?

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by Literature

So . . . what about all the monthly checks I've given Jews 4 Jesus? Doesn't that make me a Jew now?

Jews 4 Jesus aren't Jews.

That'd be like creating a group called "Christians for Atheism" and them claiming to be Christian.

If you want to make an impact redirect your monthly checks to me. Then you can call yourself whatever you want to be called.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Ignore the plain teachings of scripture at your own peril.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Quoting scripture doesn't mean diddly squat. Bible says slavery is okay. People can find what they want in the bible to support their viewpoints.

If you accept Christ as your savior that is your personal choice. I'm glad you found your personal happiness and are at peace with youself. But, you are no longer a Jew, spiritual or not. To do so is an insult to the millions of Jews in history who died rather than accept Jesus as the messiah.

say what? this post makes absolutely no sense.

you MUST be born again as a spiritual Jew.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

say what? this post makes absolutely no sense.

you MUST be born again as a spiritual Jew.

Anyone "born again" is NOT a Jew, spiritual or otherwise.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Jews 4 Jesus aren't Jews.

That'd be like creating a group called "Christians for Atheism" and them claiming to be Christian.

If you want to make an impact redirect your monthly checks to me. Then you can call yourself whatever you want to be called.

Still dwelling on the physical i see..sigh.........

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Anyone "born again" is NOT a Jew, spiritual or otherwise.

You have much to learn, like I said ignore the Gospel at your own peril.

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

You have much to learn, like I said ignore the Gospel at your own peril.

Keep drinking kool-aid and looking like an idiot by calling yourself something that you're clearly not.

[KILLER_CLOWN]

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP

Keep drinking kool-aid and looking like an idiot by calling yourself something that you're clearly not.

*Shakes dust off feet and moves on*

[DaKCMan AP]

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN

*Shakes dust off feet and moves on*

It's a simple concept. If you believe in Jesus and the Gospel - you are not a Jew. I'm sorry that you lack the capability to comprehend such a simple concept.