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Old 07-21-2014, 01:42 PM  
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I met a hot girl at the club Saturday night

I tried posting this when I got home this weekend, but it didn't make much sense on account of my lack of sobriety and so I ended up finding myself on some Judge Judy YouTube page watching clips until 4 AM.

I often go to the club near my college on weekends with a few friends and have a few shots. Picking up girls is never really on my mind, as most girls have the BAC of Ryan Dunn and Keith Whitley combined. With that said, Saturday there was a girl who (I think) was one of the better looking girls I had seen there.

She's extremely drunk, and I'm not far behind. We make out for a bit, and then we start having a conversation. We begin discussing how girls are afraid to admit that they masturbate, which segues into a long conversation about gender roles. I begin discussing how traditionalism is always detrimental to society and begin discussing my Marxist tendencies. She eventually gets bored, grabs a guy nearby, and they walk off together whilst I'm still discussing the plight of the proletariat (if I remember right).

That is all, happy Monday everybody.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:43 PM   #2
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:43 PM   #3
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:44 PM   #4
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:45 PM   #5
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weak troll attempt is weak.

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Old 07-21-2014, 01:46 PM   #6
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Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling Beethoven. It's most certainly douchey, but not trolling.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:47 PM   #7
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step your game up son.
Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling waterhead. It's most certainly weak, but not trolling.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:47 PM   #8
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Posting a weekend anecdote isn't trolling waterhead. It's most certainly weak, but not trolling.
You're not in college. It's definitely trolling.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:50 PM   #9
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You're not in college. It's definitely trolling.
If I was a senior in college at Mizzou, would it still be trolling? Moreover, if I'm not lying, would it still be trolling? I'm trying to figure out the exact definition of what "trolling" is, that way I can avoid it and keep my ChiefsPlanet rep at a palpable length.

I feel your pain though. After spending your entire weekend driving 95 on the interstate in your Hummer with Creed blaring through your speakers, I'd be cyber-agitated as well.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:52 PM   #11
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If I was a senior in college at Mizzou, would it still be trolling? Moreover, if I'm not lying, would it still be trolling? I'm trying to figure out the exact definition of what "trolling" is, that way I can avoid it and keep my ChiefsPlanet rep at a palpable length.

I feel your pain though. After spending your entire weekend driving 95 on the interstate in your Hummer with Creed blaring through your speakers, I'd be cyber-agitated as well.
None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:54 PM   #13
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None of those are applicable so it's trolling.
Hypothetically speaking though. You've already entered this thread with the presupposition that I'm not a college kid (for some reason), and therefore nothing I say will make you think otherwise. Accept that notion, and maybe you can start responding to my posts with something other than "TROLL!!!" All of that interstate butt rock is starting to get to your head Rico Suave.
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Old 07-21-2014, 01:54 PM   #14
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None of those are applicable so it's trolling.

Oh, and I would never drive an SUV. I hate them as much as Eric Fisher as the 1.1 pick.
You have 20 inch wheels on your El Camino, right?
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