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Old 07-18-2012, 06:59 PM  
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:03 PM   #46
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So if you lick it, your are licking the tounge of everyone else that has ever done it.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:08 PM   #47
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:10 PM   #48
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Apparently there are some prudes in here who wouldn't the whole thing.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:11 PM   #49
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What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:12 PM   #50
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When you get your tongue and face in there close enough to be licking. Does a fat or skinny girl have a different ass diameter?
I suspect that, as ass size increases, the ability to reliably wipe it well decreases proportionally. So, while I have nothing against fat chicks generally, I might observe the no fat chicks rule in this instance. Im not quite sure about exact parameters of width, depth etc, but I would be willing to do some research if someone would fund me.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:16 PM   #51
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A heightened chance of buttsecks, for one.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:18 PM   #52
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What else are you supposed to do when you're standing in line at the bank?
Umm, excuse me, uhh, miss...

I was wondering if I uhh...could...uhh..

Maybe lick your asshole?
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:21 PM   #53
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:21 PM   #54
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Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:23 PM   #55
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Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
I quit reading after this.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:25 PM   #56
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:25 PM   #57
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Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?
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No, Mr. Halfcan. Steak and BJ day is on the 14th this year.

Plus, I think it's safe to say that, no matter how much we appreciate Mr. Bob Dole (and we do), he doesn't hold a candle to steak and bjs.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to tomorrow which is Pie and BJ day, the holiday originally established by Charlemagne to acknowledge the Khazar kingdom's conversion to Judaism and the remarkable ability of Byzantine women to both bake and control their gag reflex.

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Old 07-18-2012, 08:26 PM   #58
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Yeah WTF? Who wants to **** a flagpole?
I was more so referencing her ant hills.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:26 PM   #59
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Asians have the tasty butts?

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No, Mr. Halfcan. Steak and BJ day is on the 14th this year.

Plus, I think it's safe to say that, no matter how much we appreciate Mr. Bob Dole (and we do), he doesn't hold a candle to steak and bjs.

Frankly, I'm looking forward to tomorrow which is Pie and BJ day, the holiday originally established by Charlemagne to acknowledge the Khazar kingdom's conversion to Judaism and the remarkable ability of Byzantine women to both bake and control their gag reflex.

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Old 07-18-2012, 08:27 PM   #60
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Depends on the chick. I saw one today at a coffee shop that had the best body I've ever seen. Tall, athletically thin, small perfect boobs, wearing those skintight exercise/biking pants that literally look painted on. Her stomach was flat, her legs toned, and her ass looked like an apple picked by God.
but i bet her accent ruined it.
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