Chiefsplanet League Fantasy Football - Page 19

Sofa King · 07:45 AM

http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012

Team Names = CP Usernames
Chasing You All Rapey = OTWP
Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense = Pestilence
S.S Date Rape = DJ's Left Nut
Legitimate Rape = SNR
The Forcible Rape Forcefield= Mr. Flopnuts
F#%K ESPN = Detoxing
Wylie Coyote = Sofa King
The Right 18 = DeezNutz
****ing pillowbiter = Hootie
Mighty Quinns = ChiefsCountry
TD's -N-Beer = Nzoner
Draft Dodger = DaKCMan

**OnTheWarpath58** · 09-03-2012, 11:51 AM

Just saw that ESPN now has a League Manager Toolkit that includes a "grading" of your league's draft.

SNR · 09-03-2012, 11:59 AM

THIS is A ****ING D DRAFT???????

**** YOU MATTHEW BERRY. YOU THINK HOOTIE'S TEAM IS BETTER THAN THIS. YOU'RE A ****ING MORON AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DIES FROM GETTING RAPED BY 20 PENISES COVERED WITH EBOLA SORES

LEGITIMATE RAPE (0-0)
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS ACQ
QB Tony Romo, Dal QB Draft
RB DeMarco Murray, Dal RB P Draft
RB Trent Richardson, Cle RB Q Draft
WR Victor Cruz, NYG WR Draft
WR Antonio Brown, Pit WR Draft
TE Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE Draft
FLEX BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB P Draft
D/ST Bills D/ST D/ST Draft
K Jason Hanson, Det K Draft
Bench Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR Draft
Bench Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB Draft
Bench Beanie Wells, Ari RB P Draft
Bench Michael Bush, Chi RB Draft
Bench Reggie Wayne, Ind WR Draft
Bench Jared Cook, Ten TE Draft
Bench Randy Moss, SF WR Draft
Bench Davone Bess, Mia WR Draft
Bench Alex Henery, Phi K Draft

**OnTheWarpath58** · 09-03-2012, 12:03 PM

Exactly why I posted this. Sofa King can go in and verify that I didn't change any of the grades - this is exactly how it was spit out.

Sofa King · 09-03-2012, 04:13 PM

I just checked. OTWP is mostly correct. He did however change my grade from an A++ to a C+.

That's ok though, because i really do fear success.

**OnTheWarpath58** · 09-03-2012, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

I just checked. OTWP is mostly correct. He did however change my grade from an A++ to a C+.

That's ok though, because i really do fear success.

I did not.

**Pestilence** · 09-03-2012, 06:11 PM

Where'd you guys find that?

**OnTheWarpath58** · 09-03-2012, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Where'd you guys find that?

It's a new Toolkit for those with League Manager access.

**DeezNutz** · 09-03-2012, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

THIS is A ****ING D DRAFT???????

**** YOU MATTHEW BERRY. YOU THINK HOOTIE'S TEAM IS BETTER THAN THIS. YOU'RE A ****ING MORON AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DIES FROM GETTING RAPED BY 20 PENISES COVERED WITH EBOLA SORES

LEGITIMATE RAPE (0-0)
SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS ACQ
QB Tony Romo, Dal QB Draft
RB DeMarco Murray, Dal RB P Draft
RB Trent Richardson, Cle RB Q Draft
WR Victor Cruz, NYG WR Draft
WR Antonio Brown, Pit WR Draft
TE Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE Draft
FLEX BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB P Draft
D/ST Bills D/ST D/ST Draft
K Jason Hanson, Det K Draft
Bench Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR Draft
Bench Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB Draft
Bench Beanie Wells, Ari RB P Draft
Bench Michael Bush, Chi RB Draft
Bench Reggie Wayne, Ind WR Draft
Bench Jared Cook, Ten TE Draft
Bench Randy Moss, SF WR Draft
Bench Davone Bess, Mia WR Draft
Bench Alex Henery, Phi K Draft

D reaffirmed.

SNR · 09-03-2012, 08:54 PM

I challenge you all to find a team in this league as 4-deep at RB and WR as my team.

Trent Richardson
DeMarco Murray
Benjarvus Green-Ellis
Beanie Wells
(Michael Bush)

Victor Cruz
Antonio Brown
Jeremy Maclin
Reggie Wayne

Nobody? Thanks for playing.

(Seriously, guys, ****ing Hootie's been talking more trash than any of you. Get with the program and start crowing)

SNR · 09-03-2012, 09:01 PM

NZoner is pretty good as well. He has me beat on RBs pretty solidly, but I have an edge on WRs.

Jamaal Charles
Fred Jackson
Doug Martin
Ahmad Bradshaw

Julio Jones
Brandon Lloyd
James Jones
Doug Baldwin

Sofa King · 09-04-2012, 07:20 AM

It doesn't matter how deep you are. It's how amazing your starters are. I have the best team in the history of Fantasy Football.

**Nzoner** · 09-04-2012, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR

NZoner is pretty good as well. He has me beat on RBs pretty solidly, but I have an edge on WRs.

Jamaal Charles
Fred Jackson
Doug Martin
Ahmad Bradshaw

Julio Jones
Brandon Lloyd
James Jones
Doug Baldwin

Just wait until Cobb and Collie explode

DJ's left nut · 09-04-2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King

It doesn't matter how deep you are. It's how amazing your starters are. I have the best team in the history of Fantasy Football.

Your starters win championships.

If your top 2 or 3 players crater, you're boned anyway. Depth is overrated in fantasy leagues.

I have Rodgers and Rice - that's good enough for me, especially with AJ Green also in the fold. Oh, and when Ryan Williams takes the job from Beanie Wells, Floyd becomes the #1 in SD, Ryan Matthews comes back healthy and Britt returns as the destroyer of worlds he was becoming last season, you're all in trouble.

The only truly horrific pick I made was Helu; I was price enforcing and quickly regretted it. That was money that could've salvaged my TE position. Or I could've gone after McFadden or Jackson instead of Matthews with the extra money. Just a very stupid pick on my part; a 'cheap' guy I grabbed out of frustration and immediately wished I hadn't.

Sofa King · 09-04-2012, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Your starters win championships.

If your top 2 or 3 players crater, you're boned anyway. Depth is overrated in fantasy leagues.

I have Rodgers and Rice - that's good enough for me, especially with AJ Green also in the fold. Oh, and when Ryan Williams takes the job from Beanie Wells, Floyd becomes the #1 in SD, Ryan Matthews comes back healthy and Britt returns as the destroyer of worlds he was becoming last season, you're all in trouble.

The only truly horrific pick I made was Helu; I was price enforcing and quickly regretted it. That was money that could've salvaged my TE position. Or I could've gone after McFadden or Jackson instead of Matthews with the extra money. Just a very stupid pick on my part; a 'cheap' guy I grabbed out of frustration and immediately wished I hadn't.

I went from 4-0 to like 4-7 in a ****ing flash after Jamaal, Miles Austin, Stevie Johnson and my backup rb's went down..

Brady is the only reason i ever won a 5th game.

**Pestilence** · 09-04-2012, 05:14 PM

****ing figures.....both leagues that I'm in and the first game is against the team that I think is my toughest competition in the league.

07-05-2012, 08:41 AM
Sofa King Flop's Gonna Feed My Goldfish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $242937082	** Official 2012-2013 Chiefsplanet League Fantasy Football http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/leagueo...&seasonId=2012 Team Names = CP Usernames Chasing You All Rapey = OTWP Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense = Pestilence S.S Date Rape = DJ's Left Nut Legitimate Rape = SNR The Forcible Rape Forcefield= Mr. Flopnuts F#%K ESPN = Detoxing Wylie Coyote = Sofa King The Right 18 = DeezNutz *ing pillowbiter = Hootie Mighty Quinns = ChiefsCountry TD's -N-Beer = Nzoner Draft Dodger = DaKCMan Last edited by Sofa King; 08-27-2012 at 07:45 AM.. Reason: Pestilence Enjoys Catching #AnalSex*
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09-03-2012, 11:51 AM	#271
OnTheWarpath58 FACTORY OF SADNESS Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $3883519	Just saw that ESPN now has a League Manager Toolkit that includes a "grading" of your league's draft.
Posts: 45,742

09-03-2012, 11:59 AM	#272
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4528222	THIS is A **ING D DRAFT??????? YOU MATTHEW BERRY. YOU THINK HOOTIE'S TEAM IS BETTER THAN THIS. YOU'RE A **ING MORON AND I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DIES FROM GETTING RAPED BY 20 PENISES COVERED WITH EBOLA SORES LEGITIMATE RAPE (0-0) SLOT PLAYER, TEAM POS ACQ QB Tony Romo, Dal QB Draft RB DeMarco Murray, Dal RB P Draft RB Trent Richardson, Cle RB Q Draft WR Victor Cruz, NYG WR Draft WR Antonio Brown, Pit WR Draft TE Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE Draft FLEX BenJarvus Green-Ellis, Cin RB P Draft D/ST Bills D/ST D/ST Draft K Jason Hanson, Det K Draft Bench Jeremy Maclin, Phi WR Draft Bench Ben Roethlisberger, Pit QB Draft Bench Beanie Wells, Ari RB P Draft Bench Michael Bush, Chi RB Draft Bench Reggie Wayne, Ind WR Draft Bench Jared Cook, Ten TE Draft Bench Randy Moss, SF WR Draft Bench Davone Bess, Mia WR Draft Bench Alex Henery, Phi K Draft
Posts: 47,020

09-03-2012, 12:03 PM	#273
OnTheWarpath58 FACTORY OF SADNESS Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $3883519	Exactly why I posted this. Sofa King can go in and verify that I didn't change any of the grades - this is exactly how it was spit out.
Posts: 45,742

09-03-2012, 04:13 PM	#274
Sofa King Flop's Gonna Feed My Goldfish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $242937082	I just checked. OTWP is mostly correct. He did however change my grade from an A++ to a C+. That's ok though, because i really do fear success.
Posts: 18,511

09-03-2012, 06:11 PM	#276
Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77569304	Where'd you guys find that?
Posts: 36,534

09-03-2012, 08:54 PM	#279
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4528222	I challenge you all to find a team in this league as 4-deep at RB and WR as my team. Trent Richardson DeMarco Murray Benjarvus Green-Ellis Beanie Wells (Michael Bush) Victor Cruz Antonio Brown Jeremy Maclin Reggie Wayne Nobody? Thanks for playing. (Seriously, guys, ****ing Hootie's been talking more trash than any of you. Get with the program and start crowing)
Posts: 47,020

09-03-2012, 09:01 PM	#280
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4528222	NZoner is pretty good as well. He has me beat on RBs pretty solidly, but I have an edge on WRs. Jamaal Charles Fred Jackson Doug Martin Ahmad Bradshaw Julio Jones Brandon Lloyd James Jones Doug Baldwin
Posts: 47,020

09-04-2012, 07:20 AM	#281
Sofa King Flop's Gonna Feed My Goldfish Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $242937082	It doesn't matter how deep you are. It's how amazing your starters are. I have the best team in the history of Fantasy Football.
Posts: 18,511

09-04-2012, 05:14 PM	#285
Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77569304	****ing figures.....both leagues that I'm in and the first game is against the team that I think is my toughest competition in the league.
Posts: 36,534

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