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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
Clint in Wichita Clint in Wichita is offline
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!

To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.


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Old 05-22-2003, 11:56 AM   #2
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Quit talking about golf, you bastards!
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I think they should hand out fudge at communion...so you can have the body of Christ with or without nuts.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:00 PM   #3
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Damn right as offensive as any I ever heard.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:02 PM   #4
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:06 PM   #5
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How many busted hips does it take to wreck the 2003 season if you're the Kansas City Chiefs?













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Old 05-22-2003, 12:07 PM   #6
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Oh, here's one... Totally tasteless...


How many doctors does it take to screw a legbone into a hip socket?









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Old 05-22-2003, 12:10 PM   #7
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What's funnier than a dead baby?




A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:12 PM   #8
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What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?



Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:14 PM   #9
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?



Depends how hard you throw them.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:15 PM   #10
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Taking off the diapers





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Old 05-22-2003, 12:16 PM   #11
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:17 PM   #12
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Whats the worst part about eating a vegetable?




Taking off the diapers






Damn...I think you might be the winner!
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:19 PM   #13
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I can see I'm going to loooooove this thread!

I'm just waiting for some Church Lady poster to drop in and admonish all of us for being so insensitive. "You realize this IS a public BBS. The family of Christopher Reeve or some vegetable could read this and have their feelings hurt! Put yourself in their place. How would YOU feel?"
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:20 PM   #14
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:21 PM   #15
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