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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 71 60.17%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.54%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.73%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.39%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 12 10.17%
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:09 AM  
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Oral Sex Frequency

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:10 AM   #2
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:11 AM   #3
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Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
You need to level up your talking to chicks skill tree.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:12 AM   #4
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You need to level up your talking to chicks skill tree.
I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

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Old 12-19-2014, 10:15 AM   #5
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:16 AM   #6
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:17 AM   #7
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Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
Married? Is that what they're calling rib resection these days?
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:18 AM   #8
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:18 AM   #9
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:19 AM   #10
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I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.



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Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:22 AM   #12
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Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:23 AM   #13
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Often enough to make whatever guy I'm doing it to forget that I must have done it a bunch of other times too.
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:23 AM   #14
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This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.
exactly
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Old 12-19-2014, 10:23 AM   #15
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