Pictures Lindsey Lohan Posing for Playboy

Otter · 10-25-2011, 10:33 AM

http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_ne...se-for-playboy

Nothing says "serious actress" like posing for a spread in Playboy. Lindsay Lohan has, according to TMZ, signed on to do just that in exchange for a nearly $1 million payday. Her rep is neither confirming nor denying the reports, so at the moment, we live in a world where this is an actual possibility.

There are a couple points to raise here. First, this whole agreement, should it become a reality, doesn't come as a total surprise. Lohan is not the most modest of celebs -- we've seen A LOT of her skin as it is. The forum is just different here. There's also the Marilyn Monroe emulation syndrome at play -- Lohan has repeatedly aligned herself with the icon (and former Playboy model, herself). Her company 6126is named for Monroe's birth date, and remember when Lohan recreated Monroe's last nude photo shoot for New York magazine?

So there are pieces that fit ... but it doesn't make it a good idea, Lindsay! People trying to get their lives and careers back on track generally find it helpful to keep their clothes on. But as we know, Lohan doesn't always adhere strictly to the rules.

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I'll be checking it out if for nothing more than morbid curiosity and a life lesson on a once spank machine.

Molitoth · 10-25-2011, 10:34 AM

Awesome!

BigRichard · 10-25-2011, 10:35 AM

If we can get her to start taking meth we might get her in a porno.

**Bob Dole** · 10-25-2011, 10:35 AM

WWTDD is reporting (via TMZ?) she is getting between $750k-1,000,000.

**Bob Dole** · 10-25-2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRichard

If we can get her to start taking meth we might get her in a porno.

Pretty sure she's already doing that, based on recent photographs.

**Pestilence** · 10-25-2011, 10:36 AM

I was hoping she would pose for Hustler or Penthouse.

BigRichard · 10-25-2011, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Dole

Pretty sure she's already doing that, based on recent photographs.

It was my understanding it was other drugs. Whatever it is we need to have her bump it up just another notch

'Hamas' Jenkins · 10-25-2011, 10:39 AM

Would have been awesome seven years ago.

Radar Chief · 10-25-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

but it doesn't make it a good idea, Lindsay!

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!! It’s a fantastic idea.

**dirk digler** · 10-25-2011, 10:40 AM

She must be hurting for money

DJ's left nut · 10-25-2011, 10:42 AM

Have her pack on 30 pounds and get back to the 'cute' weight she was at in her young Anne Margret days.

Now days she'd just look like a skeletal coke-whore.

lcarus · 10-25-2011, 10:43 AM

Her teeth are brown now, and she's a freckled crackhead. Let me know if Hilary Duff poses.

Okie_Apparition · 10-25-2011, 10:45 AM

She's passed out & been passed around enough. There's probably a garage door on that thing

**HemiEd** · 10-25-2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Would have been awesome seven years ago.

You mean this one doesn't work for you?

threebag02 · 10-25-2011, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition

She's passed out & been passed around enough. There's probably a garage door on that thing

They have enough rubber to fill that hole.

10-25-2011, 10:33 AM
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973339	Lindsey Lohan Posing for Playboy http://scoop.today.msnbc.msn.com/_ne...se-for-playboy Nothing says "serious actress" like posing for a spread in Playboy. Lindsay Lohan has, according to TMZ, signed on to do just that in exchange for a nearly $1 million payday. Her rep is neither confirming nor denying the reports, so at the moment, we live in a world where this is an actual possibility. There are a couple points to raise here. First, this whole agreement, should it become a reality, doesn't come as a total surprise. Lohan is not the most modest of celebs -- we've seen A LOT of her skin as it is. The forum is just different here. There's also the Marilyn Monroe emulation syndrome at play -- Lohan has repeatedly aligned herself with the icon (and former Playboy model, herself). Her company 6126is named for Monroe's birth date, and remember when Lohan recreated Monroe's last nude photo shoot for New York magazine? So there are pieces that fit ... but it doesn't make it a good idea, Lindsay! People trying to get their lives and careers back on track generally find it helpful to keep their clothes on. But as we know, Lohan doesn't always adhere strictly to the rules. ---- I'll be checking it out if for nothing more than morbid curiosity and a life lesson on a once spank machine.
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10-25-2011, 10:34 AM	#2
Molitoth Chiefs Rubberneck Join Date: Apr 2004 Casino cash: $83969	Awesome!
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BigRichard Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $79801	If we can get her to start taking meth we might get her in a porno. __________________ "You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez
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Pestilence Wanna go for a ride? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $77569142	I was hoping she would pose for Hustler or Penthouse.
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'Hamas' Jenkins Now You've Pissed Me Off!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $154067	Would have been awesome seven years ago. __________________ Because Mizzou.
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dirk digler Please squeeze Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Clinton, MO Casino cash: $160566	She must be hurting for money
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10-25-2011, 10:42 AM	#11
DJ's left nut Gonna take a break for awhile. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, Mo Casino cash: $34603	Have her pack on 30 pounds and get back to the 'cute' weight she was at in her young Anne Margret days. Now days she'd just look like a skeletal coke-whore. __________________ It's my own fault for expecting the Titanic to beat the iceberg this year. Pussies.
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lcarus Everybody Lies. Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: 22 Acacia Avenue Casino cash: $55956	Her teeth are brown now, and she's a freckled crackhead. Let me know if Hilary Duff poses.
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Okie_Apparition Banned Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: floatin cobwebs n the sky Casino cash: $1054772	She's passed out & been passed around enough. There's probably a garage door on that thing
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