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Yes 19 21.59%
No 69 78.41%
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:47 PM  
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Wanna Get With My Mom?
My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:05 AM   #16
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Killed the pic. It wasn't a good one. Just the only i could find without my kids in it.
Can I change my vote then?
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:06 AM   #17
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No **** you.

You lose.
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:13 AM   #18
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:28 AM   #19
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No thanks. She molested me at bible study one time though. Does that count?
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:54 AM   #20
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Near as I can figure, given the way you have described her life arc, she is prolly worth keeping around for your kids. My grandparents had a cat that was nothing but hatefulrottennastyshit for the bulk of its life but lo and behold as it aged it turned into the bestest damned nice ****ing cat there ever was. So, basically, maybe, even though she only ever dealt you a shit hand, mayhaps she can be purtydamn decent as a grandmamma. Yaneverknow. Food for thought and stuff, it aint all about you knowutimsayin.
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:58 AM   #21
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so will you **** her?
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:06 AM   #22
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Uh... well I'm married and stuff. You know those damn vows have can't **** around parts. Maybe we should start a KurdtsMom gigolo fund, everybody can pitch in a little each month and next thing you know she gots the dick on the regular!
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:14 AM   #23
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I'll do it.

But she gotta pay. $8 is the going rate.
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Old 05-27-2011, 01:20 AM   #24
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I'll do it.

But she gotta pay. $8 is the going rate.
aren't you just the cockofthewalk. better be able to service to completion with those exorbitant rates!
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Old 05-27-2011, 02:53 AM   #25
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No. Your life is sad.

Your mother's is pathetic.

Sorry
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Old 05-27-2011, 03:05 AM   #26
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Killed the pic. It wasn't a good one. Just the only i could find without my kids in it.
Wait...she's the mom of your kids too? Isn't that illegal in most states?(except West Virgina).
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Old 05-27-2011, 04:10 AM   #27
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Old 05-27-2011, 05:40 AM   #28
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Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.
Doesn't look too bad and I'm pretty much in the market but the born again crackhead (why is the always the next step for a substance abuser?) pretty much rules that out.
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Old 05-27-2011, 06:06 AM   #29
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