Its Time to Say "goodbye"

Otter · 07:24 AM

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

Raiderhader · 12-12-2001, 11:14 PM

So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!

Hader,
now knows the culprit

Rausch · 12-12-2001, 11:14 PM

!

PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!

**jAZ** · 12-12-2001, 11:15 PM

:confused:
What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:

tommykat · 12-12-2001, 11:18 PM

GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?

**frazod** · 12-12-2001, 11:20 PM

ptlyon · 12-13-2001, 05:32 AM

WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took...

**Bwana** · 12-13-2001, 12:17 PM

Otter:

.......good stuff.

Mr. Christopher · 12-13-2001, 12:20 PM

"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

LOL!

Yosef_Malkovitch · 12-13-2001, 01:14 PM

OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.

Otter · 07-23-2003, 05:19 AM

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try!

ndbbm · 07-23-2003, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter

There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try!

It freightens me that we live so close.

Ultra Peanut · 07-23-2003, 07:07 AM

Stupid anti-caps thing...

**Iowanian** · 07-23-2003, 07:20 AM

Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

SNR · 07-23-2003, 07:26 AM

I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"

12-12-2001, 11:11 PM
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973364	Its Time to Say "goodbye" Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end. I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help. I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me. He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades. Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight. Otter Seeing the light Last edited by Otter; 07-23-2003 at 07:24 AM..
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12-12-2001, 11:15 PM	#4
jAZ Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ Casino cash: $43156	:confused: What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:
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12-12-2001, 11:18 PM	#5
tommykat zzzz Kats always Join Date: Mar 2001 Casino cash: $2774	GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey? __________________ Take that KC helmet and just
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12-12-2001, 11:20 PM	#6
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2833625	__________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
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12-13-2001, 05:32 AM	#7
ptlyon Bono & Grbac wasn't enough Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Sioux City, IA Casino cash: $15089	WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took...
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12-13-2001, 12:17 PM	#8
Bwana GONE FISHING Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2107518381	Otter: .......good stuff.
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12-13-2001, 12:20 PM	#9
Mr. Christopher Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Indianapolis, IN Casino cash: $1519	"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!" I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his. LOL!
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12-13-2001, 01:14 PM	#10
Yosef_Malkovitch Gannon got raped!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS. Casino cash: $6395	OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff. __________________ Q: Do you give (QB) Elvis Grbac more decision-making in terms of the offense ? CUNNINGHAM: "I think the greatest thing about Elvis is he's growing his beard and he competes. He competed as hard as I've seen a quarterback compete."
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07-23-2003, 05:19 AM	#11
Otter Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Durango, CO Casino cash: $30973364	There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! __________________ “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not” - Thomas Jefferson, 1801.
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07-23-2003, 07:07 AM	#13
Ultra Peanut The Realest Sport Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: University of Jah Casino cash: $174717	Stupid anti-caps thing... __________________
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07-23-2003, 07:20 AM	#14
Iowanian Hey Jack! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Jolly Barnyard Casino cash: $417288	Hey Otter, If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
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07-23-2003, 07:26 AM	#15
SNR You're all I have left, Copper Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $4528077	I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"
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