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Old 07-16-2014, 10:09 AM  
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So, hypothetically speaking, let's say a prosecutor attempts to have you arrested (before trial) on an outstanding warrant and extradited 100+ miles away. Had he bothered to raise the issue beforehand, he (hypothetically speaking) would have discovered the matter was dismissed but not entered by the court. Also, hypothetically speaking, he insinuates during trial that your mother has a criminal record and that your copy of a video (supplied by the PD) is suspect because it could have been "Photoshopped".

What's the appropriate remedy? Extend a cordial invitation to join (the hypothetical person) in the boxing ring? Antifreeze?

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Old 07-16-2014, 10:11 AM   #2
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:14 AM   #3
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:16 AM   #4
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Hire a defense lawyer that is just as nasty if not nastier than this prosecuting attorney. Fight fire with fire.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:16 AM   #5
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So, hypothetically speaking, let's say a prosecutor attempts to have you arrested (before trial) on an outstanding warrant and extradited 100+ miles away. Had he bothered to raise the issue beforehand, he (hypothetically speaking) would have discovered the matter was dismissed but not entered by the court. Also, hypothetically speaking, he insinuates during trial that your mother has a criminal record and that your copy of a video (supplied by the PD) is suspect because it could have been "Photoshopped".

What's the appropriate remedy? Extend a cordial invitation to join (the hypothetical person) in the boxing ring? Antifreeze?
I thought this was going to be about pirates. AAAARGH!!!!
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:20 AM   #6
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I thought this was going to be about pirates. AAAARGH!!!!
Sic'ing pirates on him is a good suggestion. Where would one find a Somali pirate?
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:21 AM   #7
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Sic'ing pirates on him is a good suggestion. Where would one find a Somali pirate?
I'm going with either Somalia or MSP airport.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:21 AM   #8
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:25 AM   #9
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:26 AM   #10
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Seriously, I have no idea what's hypothetically going on. Hope it turns out OK, unless you did it. Then I hope you rot in jail.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:30 AM   #11
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What about a condolence card? I'm sure he'll get that judgeship he applied for next time, given his winning personality, dazzling courtroom skills, and even-keeled judicial temperament.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:37 AM   #12
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:41 AM   #13
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:43 AM   #14
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