I know this is way off topic, but.... - Page 3

Raiderhader · 10-25-2001, 09:59 PM

I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.

OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -

Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it.

And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!

Hader,
this is a sick world with sick people

Raiderhader · 08-12-2004, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBret

I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!

If there is any justice on the Planet, this guy will get his fair share of abuse as well.

Braincase · 08-12-2004, 09:22 PM

Time to update the ChiefsPlanet Personals thread...

Jenny Gump · 08-12-2004, 09:27 PM

Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome!

Inspector · 08-12-2004, 09:27 PM

NTTAWTT

(..it was an obligatory comment...)

ENDelt260 · 08-12-2004, 09:30 PM

Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is.

PastorMikH · 08-12-2004, 09:32 PM

No wonder he hated working at Best Buy

Now, if he could find a girl to slip him a note.

Jenny Gump · 08-12-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is.

Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a pillowbitergish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....

Raiderhader · 08-12-2004, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome!

When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.

So uh, can I grab yours?

Raiderhader · 08-12-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is.

I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).

Jenny Gump · 08-12-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader

When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.

So uh, can I grab yours?

Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Raiderhader · 08-12-2004, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JennyGump

Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Well it was worth a try anyway.

Jenson71 · 08-12-2004, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader

Well it was worth a try anyway.

She's saving herself for me.

ChiefMan · 08-12-2004, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader

I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.

OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -

Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

So... was he a good kisser?

The Pedestrian · 08-12-2004, 11:51 PM

So this is how

got started....

**BigRedChief** · 09-21-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raiderhader

Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

So how did it turn out? Did you call him? You got some pics?

10-25-2001, 09:59 PM
Raiderhader SteelSkull Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Strawberry Hill Casino cash: $619171	I know this is way off topic, but.... I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense. OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this - Jamie, I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool. Then he gives his name and number. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it. Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it. And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right! OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger. CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART! Hader, this is a sick world with sick people
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08-12-2004, 09:27 PM	#33
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO Casino cash: $1431	Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay? Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! __________________ "Blah blah blah blahhhh”
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08-12-2004, 09:27 PM	#34
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08-12-2004, 09:30 PM	#35
ENDelt260 Let's all go down to... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: 92107 Casino cash: $802	Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a pillowbiter drink? Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not. Kids these days don't have a ****ing clue what a martini is. __________________
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08-12-2004, 09:32 PM	#36
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08-12-2004, 11:51 PM	#44
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