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Old 10-25-2001, 09:59 PM  
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I know this is way off topic, but....
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it. And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!


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Old 10-26-2001, 09:02 AM   #16
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My advice, hader, would be to start talking about football and monster trucks and home improvement projects nonstop for the next couple of days. And maybe make sure that your shirt and pants don't match.
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:07 AM   #17
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Re: I know this is way off topic, but....
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CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!
Maybe your new friend won't break your heart

Thanx for "poking" fun at expense to brighten our day Jamie!

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Old 10-26-2001, 09:09 AM   #18
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:20 AM   #19
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Hader,

Little hot tub, little wienerschnitzel? LOL

BIG DADDY

Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:25 AM   #20
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Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL
BD - I'm sure that will "come out" on the second date
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Old 10-26-2001, 09:31 AM   #21
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Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...
Ack!

*regurgitates breakfast*
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:02 PM   #22
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Ohhh baby...

I'm wishing you'd be more careful with what you post, my friend. You could be paying the price for this for a long, long time.
Wow. For a long time is right. Three ****ing years later. Nice.
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:05 PM   #23
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Brad Pitt can shove it

uh, maybe not the appropriate thing to say!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:06 PM   #24
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So sex with Brad is OK?
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:06 PM   #25
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Wow. For a long time is right. Three ****ing years later. Nice.

What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:07 PM   #26
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So sex with Brad is OK?
LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:09 PM   #28
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I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:09 PM   #29
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Old 08-12-2004, 09:12 PM   #30
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What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics!

No kidding. I honestly think Kyle did something with the "good" thread though, I just have not been able to find it.
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