Cops: Americas Largest Street Gang

[Johnny Vegas]

If you got an hour to kill please watch. I know there are good people in the force, but here are the bad.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...0-7d8e04ffdde9

[CoMoChief]

Cops in Columbia and mid MO are as big of assholes as they come.

[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by Bwana

Bwana: I have been hitting the Stillwater and if you want to slay the big ones, try a yellow Sally right about dust, you'll knock them dead.

what time of day is that???

[Dave]

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

[Bwana]

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

what time of day is that???

stfu fat boy and go get me a beer.

[Dave]

Originally Posted by Bwana

badmajama: There are some good ones and there are some bad ones out there. I got pulled over last Thursday for the first time in 20 years after leaving Exxon refinery out on that road. This was a first, I had never been pulled over by a Sheriffs deputy.

The deputy comes up to the window. I had my drivers license out of my wallet and handed it to him before he said a word along with a smile. I would have had the insurance card and registration as well, but I didn't want to make him edgy by reaching into my glove compartment while he was walking up to the car. It went like this with Buford T. Justice:

Buford: Good afternoon sir, I guess you know why I pulled you over?

Bwana: No I don't officer.

Buford: Are you serious, you really don't know?

Bwana: No, what did I do?

Buford: Well sir, this is a 40 MPH zone and I clocked you doing 59.

Bwana: You're kidding, seriously? A 40 MPH zone? I come out here all the time and I had no idea. Well shoot, I guess that's my bad, I apologize, wow.

Buford: Well, I don't know what to do here.

Bwana: Well officer, from what you're telling me, I was speeding and I apologize for that, if that was the case. I honestly had no idea this was a 40 MPH zone, so once again, I apoligize, from now on I will pay a little closer attention when traveing down this road.

I would really appreciate it if you could let me off with a warning officer. When you call in my ID, you will find that I don't have any kind of record and my driving record is spotless. If I can keep it that way, I would really appreciate it.

Buford: Well let me see what I can do sir. (Buford goes back to car, calls in my information and returns 5 minutes later.)

Buford: Well, you were right, your record is spotless. If I let you off with a warning, I trust I won't have to worry about you speeding down this road again?

Bwana: No you won't officer, in fact, I shouldn't have been here on this road in the first place today. Any self respecting manufactures rep would be out swinging a little fly line today, what is it 75 today?

Buford: I has to be, I'll tell you what, if I wasn't working, that's where I would be. Where do you go?

Bwana: I have been hitting the Stillwater and if you want to slay the big ones, try a yellow Sally right about dust, you'll knock them dead.

Buford: Really? Well thanks a lot!

Bwana: No sir, thank you, now get out of here and do some fishing will ya? *GRIN*

Buford: (laughs) I'll get all over that this weekend with Yellow Sally's.

Bwana: Good for you! Thanks again!


Bottom line: Cops are people to and they deal with a lot of stress and a lot of assholes on adaily basis. I have found that most of the time, you get what you give with cops. If you keep it light and stay relaxed, it will keep them at ease as well. Once that happens, your odds of getting out of a ticket go up considerably.

Its my belief that most officers are like this. Like I already said, its the pigs in the videos that make the good ones look bad.

[rockymtnchief]

Originally Posted by Redrum_69

what time of day is that???

It's a Montana term. It's the time of day when we bury bodies in a shallow grave at the base of the Beartooth Mountains. As you lay there and I shovel dirt on you, the low lying sun gracefully shines a warm orange hue on the DUST rising from your still warm body.

[frazod]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

Gordon must attract dip$hit cops, but other than that I haven't had too many bad experiences with cops.

I have a friend like that. He's like Bad Luck Schleprock behind the wheel of a car - he's gotten in more accidents, received more tickets and just been generally harrassed more than anybody else I know. The funny thing is he's not a crazy driver at all, nor does he fit a profile that one would think cops would key on (white, clean cut, 43-year-old professor). He's just unlucky as hell.

[ForeverChiefs58]

[petegz28]

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

JFC!!!!! Both thos guys should be fired and sent to prison and sued for everything they have!!! What utter bullshit.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

This reminds me of that sheldon guy on the show big bang theory

[Johnny Vegas]

Originally Posted by Bwana

badmajama: There are some good ones and there are some bad ones out there. I got pulled over last Thursday for the first time in 20 years after leaving Exxon refinery out on that road. This was a first, I had never been pulled over by a Sheriffs deputy.

The deputy comes up to the window. I had my drivers license out of my wallet and handed it to him before he said a word along with a smile. I would have had the insurance card and registration as well, but I didn't want to make him edgy by reaching into my glove compartment while he was walking up to the car. It went like this with Buford T. Justice:

Buford: Good afternoon sir, I guess you know why I pulled you over?

Bwana: No I don't officer.

Buford: Are you serious, you really don't know?

Bwana: No, what did I do?

Buford: Well sir, this is a 40 MPH zone and I clocked you doing 59.

Bwana: You're kidding, seriously? A 40 MPH zone? I come out here all the time and I had no idea. Well shoot, I guess that's my bad, I apologize, wow.

Buford: Well, I don't know what to do here.

Bwana: Well officer, from what you're telling me, I was speeding and I apologize for that, if that was the case. I honestly had no idea this was a 40 MPH zone, so once again, I apoligize, from now on I will pay a little closer attention when traveing down this road.

I would really appreciate it if you could let me off with a warning officer. When you call in my ID, you will find that I don't have any kind of record and my driving record is spotless. If I can keep it that way, I would really appreciate it.

Buford: Well let me see what I can do sir. (Buford goes back to car, calls in my information and returns 5 minutes later.)

Buford: Well, you were right, your record is spotless. If I let you off with a warning, I trust I won't have to worry about you speeding down this road again?

Bwana: No you won't officer, in fact, I shouldn't have been here on this road in the first place today. Any self respecting manufactures rep would be out swinging a little fly line today, what is it 75 today?

Buford: I has to be, I'll tell you what, if I wasn't working, that's where I would be. Where do you go?

Bwana: I have been hitting the Stillwater and if you want to slay the big ones, try a yellow Sally right about dust, you'll knock them dead.

Buford: Really? Well thanks a lot!

Bwana: No sir, thank you, now get out of here and do some fishing will ya? *GRIN*

Buford: (laughs) I'll get all over that this weekend with Yellow Sally's.

Bwana: Good for you! Thanks again!


Bottom line: Cops are people to and they deal with a lot of stress and a lot of assholes on adaily basis. I have found that most of the time, you get what you give with cops. If you keep it light and stay relaxed, it will keep them at ease as well. Once that happens, your odds of getting out of a ticket go up considerably.

These are the exact kind of encounters I have with a lot of officers as well here. Must be that Montana air. Even when I was in KC I talked with a couple officers outside my hotel bar cuz they were watchin over the club that was next door. Had regular convo. I've always felt safe around officers, but then when I watch video's like this it makes me hope I never ever have to deal with a cop thats hell bent on finding something to cuff me for.

[ChiefButthurt]

I watched a little of the video, most all police are good people trying to do a good job. BUT, some are pigs just like any other profession.

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Valiant

There are good and bad cops.. Mostly good, some of the video is too edited to see the why the cops reacted that way.. Why?? because the full videos are out there.. The bikers and skateboarders got what they deserved.. You just can't see that because there is no story or the full video..

Um...the skateboarders were met with much more force than was necessary for a minor, non-violent violation of a city ordinance (no skateboards on the sidewalk). That happened in Hot Springs, AR (not AZ) as in the film. Also, they WERE in violation of the law (Bob Dole has seen the signs in person), so the statement on-screen at the end of chapter 1 is incorrect.

[scott free]

Originally Posted by petegz28

JFC!!!!! Both thos guys should be fired and sent to prison and sued for everything they have!!! What utter bullshit.

Holy Mother of God!

I wonder what went through her dads mind when he watched this?... i know what would go through mine. These guys need to pay, hard.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Originally Posted by scott free

Holy Mother of God!

I wonder what went through her dads mind when he watched this?... i know what would go through mine. These guys need to pay, hard.

I think the girl was only 15 too. Guy must have felt real tough kicking and punching her like that.