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ask for it by name
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: district 6
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Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.
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Scarlett Johansson's boytoy
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Dammit
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Busted Stick, IT
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Play ball!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $72774
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Why am I not suprised?
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Play ball!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
Casino cash: $72774
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The deal isn't done.
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King of Noobs.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Independence, Missouri
Casino cash: $36302
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winner-thread over
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i say you should go as a giant condom, it would spark up a conversation
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
Casino cash: $51750
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I'm going to lay on someones lawn and say I'm an "easement"
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The Stig
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: "Some say he has no home"
Casino cash: $26103
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![]() I had a friend who wore a basic monk outfit every Halloween during the 90's. Always had ladies in each arm every year.
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Veteran
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how about zohan, but with a hair dryer and a paul mitchell book
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Bwilliepoker @ twitter
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Harpooning Whales
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Well, since you wear shirts that say Dorsia and quote American Psycho like there is no tomorrow. Just go as Bateman. Suit up. Slick your hair back. Buy a see through button up raincoat, cigar. And splooge fake flood on you while yelling "Try getting a reservation at Dorsias now you ****in' stupid bastard!"
But then again, you said strategies about pulling some hot puss. So maybe not a good idea.
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: K.C.
Casino cash: $26545
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One of my sons went to a party last week with a lab coat that had "obgyn" on it and a name tag that read: "Dr. Hans Feltursnatch".
I chuckled. And yes, I'm sure things went "well" since he went with his girlfriend. Sort of a guaranteed thing. (If you know what I mean.... ) |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: I'm lost, again
Casino cash: $29096
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Even thought I got good reviews for my costume, it kinda sucked. I kept sitting on my dick all night. it just would not stay in one place! I don’t know how in the heck ya’ll deal with your balls all the damn it. One dick for 8 hours was plenty enough for me. tyvm |
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $53704
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Next time just rest a iced drink in your lap/crotch
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Chiefn' It
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: IndepMo
Casino cash: $24115
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Dress like one of those Indian snake charmers. Have a stuffed snake hanging out of your zipper. Tell the girls if they sing to it, it will dance.
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