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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-27-2009, 03:56 PM   #46
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Old 06-27-2009, 03:57 PM   #47
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Some of those comments are ****ing hilarious!
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:02 PM   #48
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I'm sorry, but your profile will now be removed from our website and casting call.

Our initial Google search discovered you are embarrassed by your penis size and secretly get your brother to have sex with your girlfriend.

We apologize for the misunderstanding.

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Old 06-27-2009, 04:03 PM   #49
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:07 PM   #50
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Right said Clay

"Im too sexy for the lounge..
too sexy for this louinge
so sexy..
...an attention scrounge

I'm a model
you know what I mean
and I do my little turn
in the forum
ya..in the forum yeah
I shake my virgin ass
in the forum




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Old 06-27-2009, 04:07 PM   #51
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:09 PM   #52
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The comments!
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I have tears streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.

Thanks Aridouche for Finally contributing to the planet.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:09 PM   #53
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:10 PM   #54
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:14 PM   #55
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:14 PM   #56
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:15 PM   #57
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:17 PM   #58
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How will I ever know who pig jerker is? On this site it could be anyone
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:17 PM   #59
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He needs more votes so outsiders will read the comments.
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Old 06-27-2009, 04:20 PM   #60
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So is Jessica one of you bastards or did someone else stumble onto the fun?
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