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Old 06-27-2009, 02:51 PM  
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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.

... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.

But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name.

http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx

I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes.

Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR?


EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway:

http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us

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Old 06-30-2009, 09:15 AM   #166
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Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.


Or not...
I'd bet you are right. Especially, if by Ryan Seacrest, you mean a person who sucks cock for a living.
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:15 AM   #167
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If he were "set up" he'd be on this thread screaming his fool head off.

Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted....

Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs.
This. Talking to him used to be fun. Now, all he does is talk about himself, how good looking he is, how all these chicks message him (yet don't sleep with him....hmmm...could we like more than looks?), and take pictures of himself without a shirt on. BORING.
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:42 AM   #168
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I'd bet you are right. Especially, if by Ryan Seacrest, you mean a person who sucks cock for a living.

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Old 06-30-2009, 10:16 AM   #169
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take pictures of himself without a shirt on.

Those are only headshots too
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:47 AM   #170
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This. Talking to him used to be fun. Now, all he does is talk about himself, how good looking he is, how all these chicks message him (yet don't sleep with him....hmmm...could we like more than looks?), and take pictures of himself without a shirt on. BORING.
are you upset you know longer have a chance with the guy?

I give him credit for shedding all of that weight...good for him if he feels good about himself.
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:49 AM   #171
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This doesn't surprise me. He's posted pics of naked men on here before.
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:51 AM   #172
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I give him credit for shedding all of that weight...good for him if he feels good about himself.
Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.
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Old 06-30-2009, 10:56 AM   #173
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:00 AM   #174
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:00 AM   #175
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WTF? Hootie... you are a strange one. Good Lord.
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:01 AM   #176
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Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.
Ahhhhh! Look who's getting all maternal.
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:03 AM   #177
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WTF? Hootie... you are a strange one. Good Lord.
It's amazing how much different entire groups of people can be

Gay lingo is just a social norm around here...if you can't pee in your best friends butt, what can you do?
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:04 AM   #178
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Gay lingo is just a social norm around here...if you can't pee in your best friends butt, what can you do?

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Old 06-30-2009, 11:05 AM   #179
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Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.
A "kid" who is about 3 years your junior, I believe.

Anywho, I have no problem with GoChiefs. Though he loves his E-Attention, he's a solid contributor to the board. And I would not pee on him or anyone else. Unless there was a jelly fish situation...
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Old 06-30-2009, 11:05 AM   #180
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