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Old 04-14-2009, 11:30 PM  
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My Ode to Chiefsplanet

Inspired by this thread;

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=205898

Set to the tune of "We didn't start the fire"

Repost-Eat a Dick
Who cares if UP wants tits?
Mr. Fax has gone away
Claythan and Hootie are gay

First one in with antifreeze
We should've drafted Drew Brees
Tyler Thigpen yes he can!
Not another True Fan

Pile on-****in n00b
On the Mane his name is boob
Naked pics of Goldie Hawn
Get the **** off Skip Towne's lawn

TinyE's weight loss thread
Did you hear John Goodman's dead?
Endelt's banging Katipan
GoChiefs is still stuck with his hand

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Rainman's polls-Daface the mod
Dane still thinks that he is God
Whitlock's fat-Let's keep Gun
Athan sucks-The deal is done

Hootie stares at all the dicks
This thread is worthless without pics
Repost, This, and many more
Kirstie Tynes is such a whore

Drafturbators-True Fans
Marlboro Chief no IP ban
midnight vulture-epic fail
Mr. Blonde is now in jail

Gaz is gone-The Madden Curse
Chiefsplanet has lost it's burst
Carl's out-Pioli hired
Don't like that? Die in a fire!

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot

Name changes by the Mods
Fatties trying to change their bods
Rainbow Bridge-Where’s my dog?
Hog Farmer jacks off hogs

Chitown busted in the salon
Tony G. is good as gone
Denver Chief loves the dong
So much for this stupid song

We didn’t approve your draftboard
We’ll pile on, we’re mean
We are the gang of sixteen
We didn’t approve your draftboard
Now you’ll throw a fit
But your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot but your and idiot

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Old 04-15-2009, 08:11 AM   #31
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I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:13 AM   #32
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I know, it's hilarious.

But it's drafturbator!
Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:18 AM   #33
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I read it last night in between my drunken stooper/drunk phone calls/facebook idiocy and thought it was hilarious.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:27 AM   #34
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Ahh. I'll have to fix that. Reaper wrote a pretty damn good chorus. I may have to throw that in there and give him the cred, I don't think I can beat it.
While I think Reaper's chorus is solid, I think it's too time-sensitive. It won't mean anything in a couple of years. I think it needs to be more all-encompassing.


And it needs more cowbell.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:30 AM   #35
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I have your chorus

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we didn't start the rep war
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you post like you Been smokin crack
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:30 AM   #36
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:37 AM   #37
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Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

Chorus(All together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

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Old 04-15-2009, 08:46 AM   #38
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Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

ChorusAll together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:47 AM   #39
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Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:48 AM   #40
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Dumbass!! cock-biting-Prick!
Your idea-for-draft-is-Dumb-as-shit
QUA-TERBACKS don't-need-no-more
Kirsty-tynes-was-not-a-whore!

Oh-Hai-Guys We-had-a-kid
Look at what my peepee did!
Congratulations, post a pic
Include your wife at your own risk
the kid is nice, nothing-wrong-with-that
it-looks-like-Phobia-made-your-wife-get-fat.

ChorusAll together NOW)
We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

I agree *this* n *that*
I'll kill 'wanian with a whiffle bat!
gochiefs-a-virgin-III is not
mecca decides what porn-is-hawt
Your-a-prick-you're-a-liar
kill-yourself-INSIDE-A-FIRE!!!

HEY-you-douche-is-that-all-you-got?!
Like-Redrum's mom-you-have-the-cooter-rot
That-chic-is-hot-I'd-Pay-Lots-Of-Dough
California wouldn't let her work the donkey show.

Buddy-Holly-is- my fav'rit Weezer song
If you got a chic you'd just Eff her wrong
I have a date...meet her at lunch
Ask Dane's advice he's slayed a bunch

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack

Fart jokes.poop-threads.
another drunken reply from Smed
Getting-Hitched-to-my-new-squeeze
MARTY SHOOK WAS SUCH A SLEEZE
To-You-She's-Hot-To-Me-A-Slut-
You-all-would-pay-to-pee-in-her-Butt!

Rhonda Moss was ubber-fine
Whitlock-steals-another-line
Anti-freeze-THROW-A-FIT
GROW A Mullet-your-AND-IDIOT!!!

We didn't start the rep war
Hooock!you an me be frens ok
but damn sometimes your posts are ghey
we didn't start the rep war
What is an H-back?
you post like you Been smokin crack
Awesome.
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Old 04-15-2009, 08:49 AM   #41
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Have a technical question for the mods involving Chiefsplanet itself. I use vbulletin's software to run a forum as well. We deal with about the same amount of traffic that this site gets daily. We were on a Yahoo Small Business hosting environment however Yahoo is horribly slow. We need to find a new web host pretty quick, and I was curious what Chiefsplanet uses since everything seems to run smoothly over here.

Thanks in advance for the help, didn't want to start a new thread just for this so hopefully somebody sees it.
start this as a thread over in the mediacenter and you'll run into some our more computer savvy members who can probably answer this question for you
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:01 AM   #42
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Okay. Chorus added. I'll figure out a bridge when I get home.
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Old 04-15-2009, 09:14 AM   #43
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