Wanna Get With My Mom?

KurtCobain · 06:36 PM

My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now.

She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars.

Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that.

Anybody want to bang her? Let me know.

I have a screening process.

listopencil · 05-26-2011, 11:52 PM

Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.

FAX · 05-26-2011, 11:53 PM

One of the rare times in my existence when I don't know what to say.

Words are of no account in a situation like this.

FAX THE SPEECHLESS

rocknrolla · 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM

I second that. Speechless.

KurtCobain · 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by listopencil

Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing.

Actually, she's not too vocal about it.

listopencil · 05-26-2011, 11:57 PM

Come on. You guys didn't even vote in the pole.

listopencil · 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

Actually, she's not too vocal about it.

It would always just kinda be there though.

listopencil · 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM

Like the elephant in the room, making me uncomfortable.

FAX · 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM

Perhaps we would all benefit were she to become a nun.

FAX

KurtCobain · 05-26-2011, 11:58 PM

I used to hate my mom.

KurtCobain · 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM

Actually, I still do. She's a dumb ****.

KurtCobain · 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM

I hope she dies in a fire.

KurtCobain · 05-26-2011, 11:59 PM

But before that happens, I want her to be happy.

Any takers?

Jewish Rabbi · 05-27-2011, 12:02 AM

If it weren't for the picture, I definitely would have said yes.

KurtCobain · 05-27-2011, 12:03 AM

Killed the pic. It wasn't a good one. Just the only i could find without my kids in it.

View Poll Results: Do you want to get with my mom?
Yes	19	21.59%
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05-26-2011, 11:47 PM
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	Wanna Get With My Mom? My mom is a former abused teen parent/turned good mom/turned lesbian crackhead/turned straight methhead/turned prisoner/turned recovered lonely addict who loves god and life and is very sweet and nice now. She is a stupid ho. The kind that breaks into her kid's apartment, cleans it, and charges him 50 dollars. Her long time boyfriend finally just got some decent time in the slammer and she's given up. So she's just great now. No mo ho. But she's lonely. And she's 49. I told her once she hits fifty, she's going to probably be alone forever, so she's freaking out about that. Anybody want to bang her? Let me know. I have a screening process. Last edited by KurtCobain; 10-26-2011 at 06:36 PM..
Posts: 19,190

05-26-2011, 11:52 PM	#2
listopencil sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: :: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $1081544	Sorry, I don't think I could handle the whole Born Again Christian thing. __________________ I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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05-26-2011, 11:53 PM	#3
FAX testing ... 1, 2, 3 Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tennessee Casino cash: $14074138	One of the rare times in my existence when I don't know what to say. Words are of no account in a situation like this. FAX THE SPEECHLESS
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05-26-2011, 11:57 PM	#4
rocknrolla I'm the MFCEO Join Date: May 2011 Location: Amarillo, TX Casino cash: $976437	I second that. Speechless.
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05-26-2011, 11:58 PM	#8
listopencil sic semper tyrannis Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: :: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $1081544	Like the elephant in the room, making me uncomfortable. __________________ I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
Posts: 21,168

05-26-2011, 11:59 PM	#11
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	Actually, I still do. She's a dumb ****.
Posts: 19,190

05-27-2011, 12:02 AM	#14
Jewish Rabbi What's up braj? Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $827836	If it weren't for the picture, I definitely would have said yes.
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05-27-2011, 12:03 AM	#15
KurtCobain Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ban City, USA Casino cash: $14798240	Killed the pic. It wasn't a good one. Just the only i could find without my kids in it.
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