Rasslin is CHA CHA LA..LA,LA,LA,LA,LA

[Ultra Peanut]

RAW. IS. FANDANGO!
#AJALL

[Buck]

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

That is what we're doing.

Hahahaha...wtf is that?

[DFB]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The company has never been about their own best interests in regards to HHH. It's just been about making HHH look good and burying everyone else.

But the difference now is they're short on main eventers. And they have to be able to stretch out feuds longer.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by DFB

But the difference now is they're short on main eventers. And they have to be able to stretch out feuds longer.

And when they were deep, which would make you think they should have many guys carry the company, we had HHH's reign of doom.

They are short, and after Cena got it for a year, Orton has it for 15 minutes just to drop it to HHH, who then buries Umaga, and then he drops it...but only after having wrestled an extra match than Orton, and having a clean win over him.

HHH comes out looking stronger than anyone...like always. It's a ****ing joke.

[DFB]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

And when they were deep, which would make you think they should have many guys carry the company, we had HHH's reign of doom.

They are short, and after Cena got it for a year, Orton has it for 15 minutes just to drop it to HHH, who then buries Umaga, and then he drops it...but only after having wrestled an extra match than Orton, and having a clean win over him.

HHH comes out looking stronger than anyone...like always. It's a ****ing joke.

Poor Umaga. He gets buried by a "tired-already-wrestled-one-match" Triple H.

[Ultra Peanut]

I can't say I'm too upset about the way it was handled last night, aside from the WCW-ness of three title changes in one night. Sure, Trips will take it back soon enough, but the match itself was awesome and put Orton over just fine, to me. He fought off a hulked up HHH and WON, after coming back from the brink of losing just as many times as Trips.

Oh, and JR was amazing. That's why he's the best in the business, even with all of his goofiness.

Originally Posted by NorvilleReddenbucker

Hahahaha...wtf is that?

It's apparently from some Lashley-Simon Dean encounter where the loser had to eat twenty cheeseburgers.

[Ultra Peanut]

God damnit. JUST LEAVE US BE AND REHAB IN PEACE.

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. – The day after his nemesis, Randy Orton, won the WWE Championship, former WWE Champion John Cena will speak out via satellite on Raw Monday night. This will be his first interview since undergoing surgery for a torn pectoral tendon last Tuesday.

What will the former Champ have to say about Orton, the man responsible for both putting him out of action for six months to a year and ending his title reign?

It had to have been heartbreaking – and maddening – for Cena to surrender his WWE Championship and then see Orton take his spot atop WWE. And what does Cena have to say about his injury, his prognosis for recovery and his future?

Don’t miss Cena’s interview. Tune in to Raw tonight from Grand Rapids, Mich. at 9/8 CT on USA Network

[DFB]

Cena, go away! And let's hope Orton gets rid of that ugly ass title, and brings back the old one.

[Skip Towne]

How do they decide who"wins" these matches? Do people bet on them?

[DFB]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

How do they decide who"wins" these matches? Do people bet on them?

They wrestle, of course.

[FalseStart]

i love wrestling!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

How do they decide who"wins" these matches? Do people bet on them?

The same way Hootie and GoChiefs decide who's the top.

[DFB]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

The same way Hootie and GoChiefs decide who's the top.

Like I said, they "wrestle". Though, it's probably a different kind of wrestling.

[Ultra Peanut]

Someone with a good point about how annoying this Cena post-injury fellatio will be for the next several months:

Originally Posted by OneThousandMonkeys

This post-injury stuff about Cena only makes me hate him more. "Oh no THE CHAMP has sustained an injury of no greater seriousness than the stuff other people have been getting. Unlike them, though, we'll keep talking about CENA'S HEROIC SACRIFICES."

**** off, Gregory Helms' nose swelled up to the size of a football and then he broke his neck wrestling over a title. The Undertaker wrestled an LMS with a rolled arm muscle and was in visible pain the entire title match, and still finished it and then had a cage match. Edge has taken more hard falls than Cena will in his entire career. Ken Kennedy lost a main event push because of an injury. Even Triple H has now killed both his quads and there still wasn't as much Poochie bullshit about that.

Countless guys have gotten into the same bind or worse as Cena. We should care about none of these guys as much as Cena though!

And yeah most of those guys are heels or have weird gimmicks where it's difficult to describe them having surgery and therefore sound as if they are mortal. But you know what, I didn't see Triple H being a heel stopping him from getting the shit hyped out of him after his first quad tear.

To top everything else off, Raw is perfectly well off without any interjection from Cena at all. It's Cena's absence, in fact, that has made the title scene interesting.

We can have Cena appreciation week when he has spinal fusion surgery like half the veterans on the roster, or does something amazing like finish out a match, to the exact original plan, on an injury that will put him out for half a year.

AND HIS HAIRCUT STILL MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

How do they decide who"wins" these matches? Do people bet on them?

Serious answer: The WWE operates pretty much like a high school.

[DFB]

The entire mainstream wrestling industry operates pretty much like a high school.

[Ultra Peanut]

Originally Posted by DFB

The entire mainstream wrestling industry

Also known as the WWE.

TNA isn't mainstream, and they're not so much a high school as an insane asylum.