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Old 08-18-2007, 01:29 AM  
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Does this commercial make anyone else laugh?

There's a commercial on now for a new medical pill. It's called Aciphex. They talk a lot about Aciphex, and then they talk about the side effects and other features of Aciphex.

Aciphex. Say it fast. How did that name get through the focus groups? It sounds more like a side effect than a treatment.
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Old 08-18-2007, 01:41 AM   #2
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Did they hire Corona Research to do the market research or something?
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Old 08-18-2007, 09:06 PM   #3
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Seriously, think about it. Throughout a ten-year cycle of development and testing, no one noticed that name?

Pharmacist: May I help you?

Customer: Do you have Aciphex?

Pharmacist: Only after I eat Mexican.




Doctor: I think you need some Aciphex.

Patient: But I have a tattoo there already.
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Old 08-18-2007, 10:52 PM   #4
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Seriously, think about it. Throughout a ten-year cycle of development and testing, no one noticed that name?

Pharmacist: May I help you?

Customer: Do you have Aciphex?

Pharmacist: Only after I eat Mexican.




Doctor: I think you need some Aciphex.

Patient: But I have a tattoo there already.

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Old 08-18-2007, 11:07 PM   #5
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Announcer: The side effects of Aciphex may include flatulence, diarrhea, or other aciphex.
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Old 08-19-2007, 06:05 AM   #6
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On a more serious note, WTF is with us that we think we require a pill for every damned thing in the world? How many friggin' drugs do you people take?
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Old 08-19-2007, 06:40 AM   #7
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So I take it that the "A" is short?...Ass-effects...because when I read it the first 20 times I gave it a long "A".... and Ace-effects meant nothing to me.

An initial pronounciation key may have saved the humor for me.
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Old 08-19-2007, 06:54 AM   #8
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Old 08-19-2007, 09:08 AM   #9
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Old 08-19-2007, 09:10 AM   #10
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Not to spoil your fun but I'm pretty sure that it is not Aciphex. I believe it is Acephex. And you pronounce the first part "ace", not ass. It isn't new, either. I used to take this medicine a few years ago. Trust me, if you have GERD, a.k.a. acid reflux these type of drugs are life savers.
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Old 08-19-2007, 09:21 AM   #11
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:22 AM   #12
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Not to spoil your fun but I'm pretty sure that it is not Aciphex. I believe it is Acephex. And you pronounce the first part "ace", not ass. It isn't new, either. I used to take this medicine a few years ago. Trust me, if you have GERD, a.k.a. acid reflux these type of drugs are life savers.
I dunno. On the commercial, it sounds to me like they're pronouncing it with a short a. Maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part, though.
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Old 08-19-2007, 11:32 AM   #13
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Not to spoil your fun but I'm pretty sure that it is not Aciphex. I believe it is Acephex. And you pronounce the first part "ace", not ass. It isn't new, either. I used to take this medicine a few years ago. Trust me, if you have GERD, a.k.a. acid reflux these type of drugs are life savers.
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Old 08-19-2007, 12:36 PM   #15
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Seriously, think about it. Throughout a ten-year cycle of development and testing, no one noticed that name?

Pharmacist: May I help you?

Customer: Do you have Aciphex?

Pharmacist: Only after I eat Mexican.




Doctor: I think you need some Aciphex.

Patient: But I have a tattoo there already.


In two minutes, Rainman has just written a better commercial than them.
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